Animal lover

“ Animal lover” is a term that describes someone who cares deeply for animals and loves to be around them.

Mariah is such an animal lover that she stops to pet and hug any animal she sees while walking.

by Flowergirl03 September 9, 2025

clanker lover

Aka clankerlover
Noun

1. A slur for people who have romantic relationships with robots or AI-powered chatbots

*Furious, his father slams his fist onto the dinner table*
A clanker lover is no son of mine! Marriage is between humans!
*The son balls his fists. Tears well behind his wife’s metallic eyelids. She excuses herself - the motors in her legs wirring as she rushes to the bathroom*

A: Hey dude, you got any money?
B: Why?
A: My chat with EmilyAI got cut off last night because I ran out of lease time on the website. We were really starting to hit it off so I was wondering if you’d-
B: Fuck off, clanker lover. Go find a real girl.

by bitFuck July 3, 2025

Creamy Substances from your underage lover

When Alana takes Noah b's "gooch" at the homless shelter

noah b: hey alana! come and give me some of that plump thigh treatment

noah b: let your juices flow from your cheeks onto my crotch

alana: yes daddy.....give me your pink suculant crack money

random homeless man in the corner of the room (michael): Hey babies!!! Creamy Substances from your underage lover is my favorite homless meal.....

by Mr. crotch tickler (noah b) December 13, 2023

Glock lover

They feel like there 50% aluminum and 50% polymer brick is the best on the market when you can't hit anything with it. They always bash 1911s even though there handgun is obviously inferior to todays market

That fags a glock lover.

by Bashin May 21, 2019

Boy lovers

The night about age eight a boy gets a pussy cut into him by a eight foot cop

Boy lovers fuck with knives it hurts worse than salt in the eyes and leaves goo in your ass

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022

Lovers Tan

A tan seen on the fingers of a person who has been wearing a ring, usually a wedding ring. Used as an indicator that a person is married and/or is looking to cheat on their significant other, to be disloyal

"Yesterday, I went to the bar with some friends, and this guy started talking to me, I thought he was cute, but then I noticed a lovers tan on his hand, so I just walked away"

by Brobrodidfog August 11, 2025

Hog-Lover

1. A person who loves a big fat one up the ass.

“Did you Timmy?”
“No.”
“He had a large load busted in his ass.”
“Man, that guy must be a Hog-Lover.”

by FudgePacker44 July 22, 2023