by IGotAFatAss December 20, 2021

Loser is the worst character in object show history. used to be friends with the legendary winner (so much better than him) and used to be a musician also. (i assume) but i don't know how he sings with a screechy old man voice. what is so great about him anyway? anyone who likes loser is a loser.
by anonymous February 1, 2023

when you get so intoxicated that you act, resemble and are labelled based on your drunken performance as a loser
"Let's go out and just get loser loaded tonight"
"He was so loser loaded at Madison's party that she may never talk to him again."
"He was so loser loaded at Madison's party that she may never talk to him again."
by Doff-doff October 20, 2013

A "loser" is someone who doesn't know what they have and fucks it up.
They are always making bad choices and fuck up their and everyone's lives around them.
They are Losers...
Also know as Dumb Fucks, Idiots, Fools, Dumb Asses, Dick Heads, etc.
"Reiner is such a loser. He had a beautiful wife and children at home but had to cheat on them all."
They are always making bad choices and fuck up their and everyone's lives around them.
They are Losers...
Also know as Dumb Fucks, Idiots, Fools, Dumb Asses, Dick Heads, etc.
"Reiner is such a loser. He had a beautiful wife and children at home but had to cheat on them all."
by fdut December 18, 2021

An independant full-grown adult man who probably can legally drive a vehicle and can hold a job who, instead of being a decent person who has a life, goes after girls from/in dysfunctional households or who are mentally ill just to prey on their vulnerability to make them fall in love so they'll let him have sex from idealizing him instead of masturbating like a normal person.
That guy is a loser he started dressing scene just to attract emo girls with autism and manic depression so he can use them for sex.
by Tingle Likes Rupees February 12, 2020

Unable to comprehend a loss. Declining to believe that they have lost and complain non stop about losing or try to change the results.
by Dynocologist March 23, 2021

People who make urban dictionary definitions about themselves and make it seem like they are the greatest person on earth but really they are some 40yr old person stuck in their parent's home.
by shamless044 June 14, 2023
