all our food keeps BLOWING UP

basically arbys food keeps blowing up for some reason idk why they keep blowing up god help me istg-

chicken *explosion*
we'd like to take a moment to announce that *explosion* AAAAAA-
all our food keeps BLOWING UP *explosion mid sentence*

by aviation lover 123 October 2, 2025

keep your soup

An acronym for kys (Kill yourself), used to avoid punishment

Dillon, can you please keep your soup

You should keep your soup

by Killakeemstar March 4, 2017

Keep the ratio

Or “keeping the ratio” is used by frat guys and college bouncers who want to keep the ratio of men and women at the party at a certain amount

A frat guy manning the door at a party rejects a guy but lets in a girl who wants to enter the party.
“Hey man, we gotta keep the ratio. You ain’t coming in.”

by BIGBALLER4206942069 January 18, 2025

Whatever keeps you on the water

An alternative to "whatever floats your boat"

Person 1: "I would love to take a bath in yogurt"
Person 2: "whatever keeps you on the water dude."

by Bonebaby November 25, 2018

keep your pecker up

UK
Old-fashioned informal for trying to stay happy when things are difficult:

US/CA
US and Canadian slang a vulgar slang word for penis.

UK
Keep your pecker up, old chap. Things will work out in the end.

US
You're an idiot. Probably got a small pecker too.

by esoul January 3, 2024

keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass

Good advice for pleasure seekers!

Keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass and don’t let your meat loaf.

by Fang1961 December 2, 2018

keep it cute

to keep things cute because u have evidence on them or trying to tell em Ima beat yo ass.

girl keep it cute

like i said keep it cute

by naseatsoms February 9, 2024