Sleepy John

a penis with Erectile dysfunction

Eric Mott has a sleepy john and he cries about it.

by Ugly pants March 26, 2011

John Allanson

Incredibly cheeky and very bald.

When I grow up I want to be John allanson and associates

by Phil Paulson November 22, 2019

John Martyn

Scottish guitarist and singer/songwriter born in Surrey 1948. Made his name along side the likes of Davy Graham and Bert Jansch in the London folk scene of the late 60's. Famous for an exceptional acoustic guitar playing technique and a very unique voice/vocal style. His love of alcohol and dope are legendary and being both drunk and openly smoking dope on stage was very much part of a John Martyn gig in his hey day.

John Martyn's Solid Air and Bless the Weather are 2 of his most typical and successful albums. "May you never" from Solid Air (1973) remains his best loved and most successful song to date.

by Windingboy December 05, 2008

john clyde

A jock nerd.
Someone who plays ultimate frisbeeand maintains good grades and is good at sewing.

Joe Chu was in love with a john clyde even though he was a lonely nerd. The match would never happen but Joe Chu could always hope.

by Danger noodle 666 February 19, 2017

john preyra

a john preyra is one of those scam callers who asks to clean your ducts and if you want the new Punjabi newspaper. hes always smelling like curry and his pro cricket team is worse than the Pakistanis ammeter kid league. his pm didn't even get a visa. LOL. for some reason he likes to right on water( must be an Indian thing) and still rides an elephant to school. these people still live in there mothers basement until there mother dies( usually around 59). its pretty sad. we all wonder what that red dot on his head is for and he can teach tantrik yoga. "its basi cally like slumdog millionaire right?" that's what they say because for eternity there stuck thinking like life is a soap opera. if you put a cheese burger in-front of him, he kneels and bows.

this john preyra keeps calling for the Punjabi newspaper

by justsumdumguy September 18, 2018

Felicity Johns

Young and youthful a great friend and alway has a shoulder to lean on when you need it. She gives the best cuddles and is always fun to be around

Felicity Johns is the best friend.

by Oldchick April 14, 2020

earl john

-currently dating phoenix freya
-an introverted person

-has cats
-has an attractive voice and is handsome af

: have you seen earl john last week?
: yeah he looks so cute!

by freya nix June 07, 2021