Jerk handle

like a dildo, it is a long narrow instrument used to masterbate in either the ass or the vagina

you gotta stick a cock up your ass mate, and make a jerk handle out of it

by a_big_bunghole March 5, 2011

Jerkbiscuit

A lazy-ass person who lays in bed all day jerking off to pornography or images of naked women.

Jordan: Hi, My name is Jordan and I'm addicted to jerking it.
Rodger: Not another Jerkbiscuit!

by Railstore1 March 11, 2011

jerkbutt

a guy that makes his computer do random things from random locations to try to get frantic expressions from his girlfriend...

Hey man, you're a jerkbutt!!!!

by Ðuke March 15, 2011

Jerk Shack

An establishment that claims to be a massage parlor or massage therapy center, but ultimately specialized in performing masturbation (Hand-Jobs, Happy Endings) following the massage. This service is typically performed by a female masseuse on a male customer. But can performed via male on male.

Hey Bill, what was the name of that jerk shack that you went to last weekend?

by thumpr033 April 26, 2011

Jerk Theory

The theory that a girl is more likely to become attracted to a guy who is a complete tool and treats her with little to none respect over a nice guy.

I bought her some flowers but when she answered the door there was some jerk there too. He just handed me a book on the Jerk Theory.

by Thatone random guy May 5, 2014

jerk-trovert

A person who is a jerk to people and not afraid to show it. A bad cross between an introvert and extrovert.

Maria: Oooo... Is that the new guy?

Jessica: Yeah that's him - but he's a jerk-trovert. He likes to call people names and roofie girl's drinks.

by jenknowsbest July 28, 2014

Jerkathon

jerking off for an extended period of time resulting in multiple orgasms. A marathon of jerking off.

I had some time alone so I had a Jerkathon.

by W.C. Feelds 66 November 3, 2015