Joseph Jerky

A Joseph Jacky is when you jerk off your carrot dick while dressed as a Jew watching a hitler porno, once you cum into your belly button you scoop it up with a plunger that has been used then take the cum plunger and throw it into a dryer and wait 4 days for the cum to rot. Once it rots take it out and feed it to your dog, then pistol whip him. Once you pistol whip him take his dead body, deep fry him then throw him/her at your local orphanage and then proceed to burn down the orphanage.

Dude I heard Carson totally did the Joseph jerky last night.

by Jaywthe3 September 29, 2018

jerb

jerk-off + blow job. A jerking blow job. A jerb.

I was watching this hot porno and she gave the guy a sloppy jerb! It was hot!

by font9b July 30, 2012

tom and jerry

obsessive compulsive disorder, OCD is an anxiety disorder and is characterized by recurrent, unwanted thoughts (obsessions) and/or repetitive behaviors such as handwashing,counting,checking,or cleaning are often preformed with the hope of preventing obsessive thoughts or making them go away.

my neighbor lives with the tom and jerry.

by maryam begum July 9, 2010

Jerky, Jerkies (plural)

A term used in New Jersey to what would be generally equivalent to the southern expression "dumbass". Derived from the old expression "your dumb as a ox". Jerky is a dead ox. This implies an existential component and could have death cult affiliation. Lou Decaffeinate along with Jay and Silent Bob are well documented public utterances of this term in the mainline media. Also crank call humor the Jerky Boys. Gabo de la Guerra of 91.7 KOOP FM in Austin is a well know Jerky.

Dont be a jerkey.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind schedule.Your Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey!! Get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see dickbeaters)

by Gabo, de la Guerra October 9, 2004

Jerry

Jerry is a great student! Always does his best in class! He has lots of friends, even though he bullies some of them. He loves Holsteins. He has great skin which he loves to take care of! #jerry #mystudent #holsteins2016

"Damn, I wish I were friends with him..."
"Who? Jerry? Yeah we all do..."

by LauraSchlottman August 11, 2016

Tom and Jerry

A term for a rare kind of fart... a cross between a muffler and a smellephant.

I was eating a cheese burger at mcdonalds and the friction against the plastic seat created a tom and jerry.

I made a tom and jerry in the dollar store and blamed it on my grandma.

I was sitting on the porch and my fart sounded like a motorcycle and then a mouse...so i named it Tom and Jerry.

by TERDNUGENT December 24, 2010

Tom and Jerry

A term for a rare kind of fart... a cross between a muffler and a smellephant.

I was eating a cheese burger at mcdonalds and the friction against the plastic seat created a tom and jerry.

I made a tom and jerry in the doller store and blamed it on my grandma.

by TERDNUGENT December 24, 2010