Hump-Unit

A word used to refer to a person (guy or girl) you have a purely sexual relationship with. Moreover, there has never been and will ever be the desire for more than that.

wigs says, "When she gets a little bit older she will be a lovely hump-unit."

by scooch17 December 3, 2009

humpatron

A cyborg from the future sent here to hump someone into submission in all orphases.

No holes are safe when a Humpatron is after you!

by TheClitCommander00 March 5, 2010

Humped-Back Whale

A morbidly obese person, usually female, who is willing to take it in their ass to make themselves more appealing.

That fat office bitch Virginia is a total humped-back whale according to the custodian. I should call her!

by The Iron Deuce November 3, 2011

Hump & Dump

The art of picking up women and dumping them after sexy time
Invented by Tim

''He really hump & dump that chick''

by Ecylian April 14, 2016

Humayl

A type of kid who is sexually attracted to anything... Yes that's correct he's very gay. But he can be sexually attracted to anything right?

As gay as he is he loves to turn other gay too.

Be as careful as you can!

Hi I am Humayl, Ibby's friend, you are very gay!

by Humanoid words! February 18, 2022

tri-hump-ful entry

achieving penetration into the three most common sexual orifices of a woman in one day. oral, anal, vaginal.

Rich: "hey man, what'd you do last night?"
Eric: "i was so productive last night, I accomplished one of my lifes goals"
Rich: "oh yeah, was it the white dragon?
Eric: "no it was even better, i achieved tri-hump-ful entry"
Rich: "you lucky dog"

by kkid January 7, 2010

scavenger hump

Searching through one's black book, facebook contacts, caller ID logs, etc. for easy sex partners.

Last night I got so horny that I actually scavenger humped Jane. Oy! The shame!

by jfray2 June 25, 2010