toolshed day

The annual white person holiday on October 1st in which a game of tug of war is played and the loser gets sewn to the toolshed. If you're lucky, you'll get a visit from butterman.

Oh no! I lost the game of tug of war! Get the sewing machine.

Butterman visited you on toolshed day! No way!

by GA Bees May 21, 2017

Najison Day

A day dedicated to when a girl named Najiyah managed to open a Capri Sun, defying all of the people who didn't believe in her's views. Najison Day is on the 21st of March and in 2017 it was one year since Najiyah managed to open a capri sun.

Najison Day is lit.

by Najison Day March 4, 2017

Patty's Day

What dumb Americans call March 17th, thinking it is the abbreviation for St. Patrick's Day. The correct abbreviation is Paddy, as the name comes from the Gaelic 'Padraig'.

Dude look they dyed the river green for Patty's Day. Did you know I'm Irish? Yeah my grandfather once went there on holiday so I'm totally Irish. Happy Patty's Day!

by stillundersiege July 21, 2016

faith day

An amazing artist and amazing person, way better lookin then she thinks she is, she's a babe! ;-)

Wow who's that beautiful girl?
Yeah that's just Faith Day

by I'm right, Faith is hot! July 7, 2016

poor day

The definition of Poor Day is really, quite simple. If you’re on social assistance or disability; then, by the time you pay your rent and menial bills, you’re poor again.

Person A: Wooo hooo! It’s PayDay tomorrow!

Person B: You mean POOR DAY...

by Keronica Kadwell May 4, 2018

Day Beers

A bit like normal beers, except you have them during the day

Why don't we take a wonder in around lunchtime and get a couple of day beers?

by A.Anon January 28, 2013

fb-day

The day that your birthday shows up on all of your friends news feeds on Facebook. Also the day after you update your profile picture, information, quotes, likes and interests. The one day of the year that all your facebook friends you never talk to creep on your facebook to see if their life is better then yours.

Justin: You remember Hilary from school?

Brendan: Yeah, its her fb-day today.

Justin: Shes gaining some weight.

Brendan: Her boyfriend has a chin strap.

Justin: Well asleast she listens to the avett brothers

Brendan: I love hipsters

by PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS March 27, 2011