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Flower Pots

A synonym for rather large breasts (interchangeable for both genders, though primarily used when describing female breasts).
Matt: Looks like you have a boner there, Derek.
Derek: I really don't; it's just my pants.
Matt: Don't worry! It always happens to me when I look at Kassandra's flower pots.
by CrimsonRed June 6, 2009
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Flower Fart

n. or verb
1. A queef 2. The act of queefing
I love it after hitting it from behind when you release a dainty flower fart.

Bro, she totally flower farted in my face!
by RoboCosby April 26, 2014
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blew over my flower pot

blew over my flower pot or knocked over my flower pot means creamed my jeans
Oh, Rob, you just blew over my flower pot.
by WetPantsPeggy August 22, 2007
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mexican national flower

a plastic wal-mart bag stuck in the needles of a cactus, blown from the wind. Usually seen from road while driving through the desert.
"We were driving down to Cabo San Lucas and witnessed all the cacti were in full bloom with the mexican national flower."
by R. Brown July 6, 2007
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flow job

What your girlfriend should offer you during that time of the month if she's not up to having sex.
"I took Melanie out to dinner last night but it turned out she was riding the crimson tide. Oh well, at least I got a flow job out of it."
by Sulldiddy May 24, 2006
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Flow Stogie

The term Flow Stogie originates from the word stogie, which is slang for cigar.

This term itself is another word for tampon.

How this term was conceived was through noticing that a tampon looks awfully much like a cigar, though white in color.

Another reason for this nickname was developed, as the blood of a used tampon can be the lit end of a cigar. Tis quite disgusting, yet so funny.

The phrase is fun to say, and most of the time, majority of the people you say it around will have no clue what it means, and thats when you let them in.

Behold: the Flow Stogie.
Guy #1: My chick is on the rag right now.
Guy #2: Bummer. She on those Flow Stogies?
Guy #1: What in the hell is a Flow Stogie?
Guy #2: A tampon.
Guy #1: Kinda nast...
Guy #2: Yeah, Kinda...
by C. Altmix-Lotz December 9, 2008
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flow

Flow used as a verb describes the action of making love in a gentle way, trying to please a girl as good as possible and putting ones own needs in second place. Originally consisting of the two words 'to fuck slowly', but as sounding too thugish it was combined to 'to flow'. Pretty popular 'round Staten Island.
First man: - Dude, I totally flowed Shaniqua's booty last night.
Second man: - Gimme a fucking break! Ya can't act like a pussy while pleasing one, ya shlong. Ya ain't keepin' it real, bro!
by erhard.krebs October 30, 2007
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