The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is an aerobic capacity torture technique for young children and adults. When you hear this sound *d i n g* You may begin the torture of bad cardio. Run from one end of the room to the other before you here this sound * b e e p * Are you ready to collapse? Go on the word "die". On your mark, get set, DIE!
"Ugh my friends won't respond, I'll just spam the fitness gram pacer test until they beg me to stop":)
by Ashlyn Maou February 17, 2021
Kid 1: Yo i got with a girl tho she dont got no colored hair
Drainer: Cant fit in with the normies #packwatch this aint no playground
Drainer: Cant fit in with the normies #packwatch this aint no playground
by 2swastika December 02, 2023
An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.
Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.
Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.
I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.
If it fits, it ships.
If it fits, it ships.
by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023
Item in question fits the design, is the correct form as design and functions as needed. However may still look like shit. Good to be used in many things however products that are artistic is a no no...
This custom frame meets fit form and function. It fits the art, meets your required look and holds the art. No bob it looks like shit.
by Lethalace July 28, 2018
This is some made up nonsense that doesn't actually exist. Anyone who uses it is missing a few marbles.
Jackie told Patrick her mom was going to have a harry fit. Patrick told Jackie that word doesn't exist, and that she is clearly missing a few marbles.
by Dadwithoutunderscores December 05, 2022
A melting pot where various ethnicities go to try on clothing, and sweat. This makes the Fitting Room unbearably muggy and smell absolutely pungent.
Kid: Mom, it’s so hot and smelly in the fitting room, when can we leave?
Mom: Well, I still have this t-shirt to try on .
Mom: Well, I still have this t-shirt to try on .
by Maryjohnsn20 April 07, 2019
Someone who is cast for a role that is destined for them. Synonymous to a key and a lock, one key in a draw of many other keys. Only one fits the lock, and this is it, two people who are just destined to be together, two people who don’t even know how good they are as one.
Two people who perfect for one another, befitting of true love, of lock and key.
Two people who perfect for one another, befitting of true love, of lock and key.
by heart has stopped April 25, 2022