I'm sooooooo fine

A colloquial phrase pioneered by none other than Daniel Park, the record-smashing Fattest Man in Canada. These words are often used in situations when the speaker is anything/everything EXCEPT safe, but they refuse to publicly admit that they are about to get completely boned.

*leaves 86 out of 100 questions on a multiple choice exam unanswered*
"I'm sooooooo fine."

by Chipsachoi December 17, 2018

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eggshell fine

1) It's I'm fine but more of a "I'm okay but it's a fragile kind of okay so be gentle with me"
2) currently whole but easily crushed again

how are you doing today?

oh, I'm eggshell fine.

by worldsamindfuck December 11, 2023

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He’s So Fine

He's so fine
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Wish he were mine
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That handsome boy overthere
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The one with the wavy hair
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I don't know how I'm gonna do it
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But I'm gonna make him mine
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He's the envy of all the girls
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It's just a matter of time
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He's a soft Spoken guy
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Also seems kinda shy
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Makes me wonder if I
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Should even give him a try
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But then I know he can't shy
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He can't shy away forever
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And I'm gonna make him mine
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If it takes me forever
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He’s So Fine
(Oh yeah)
Gotta be mine
(Oh yeah)
Sooner or later
(Oh yeah)
I hope it's not later
(Oh yeah)
We gotta get together
(Oh yeah)
The sooner the better
(Oh yeah)
I just can't wait, I just can't wait
To be held in his arms
If I were a queen
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And he asked me to leave my throne
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I'll do anything that he asked
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Anything to make him my own
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For he's so fine
(So fine) so fine
(So fine) he's so fine
(So fine) so fine
(So fine) he's so fine
oh yeah
(He's so fine) he's so fine
(So fine) uh-huh
(He's so fine)
He's so fine...

by Gothic Miscreant December 25, 2023

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