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The Fanny Dance

Where a man pulls his penis back between his legs in order to simulate a look as though he has a vagina (or mangina). This action is usually followed by prancing around the room on tip-toes in front of new girlfriend as a way of breaking the ice after sex.

This ritual must be carried out with caution if the male has large testicles or fat legs, due to the risk of 'squashing a nut'.
Man prancing about room on tip-toes doing The Fanny Dance: "Oooooh look at me - we just had sex but now I've got a big hairy twat like you! Oooooooooh - it's maaaaaagic!!!!!!"
by GingerGod March 30, 2011
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Bill's fannypack

Bill's fannypack, GOBill! GOBill!
by cookiesandkream January 17, 2010
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tranny with a fanny

the term 'tranny with a fanny' refers to a woman who looks like a man but wears lots of makeup and short dresses to try and look more feminine, ultimately she appears to look like a transsexual. Knowing that she is actually a woman is where the 'with a fanny' bit comes from. fanny being a reference to female genitals.
look at here, she is a tranny with a fanny
by Scottish edgit May 30, 2018
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Fanny Nanny

When a man slathers a common cleaning product upon his dong and inserts it into his partner's anal cavity, working it in and out until it has been cleaned to his liking.
Jill is ready for a night on the town now that her boyfriend gave her the fanny nanny of a lifetime.
by Jaque Caque December 13, 2009
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fanny crust

The bits of fecal matter stuck to the hair around the anus.
My fanny crust is itching like crazy.
by Slayer Rules January 20, 2003
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Fanny Dancer

"For fucks sake Maureen will you stop messing around with that Fanny Dancer and take the kids to school"
by Triple Double Dipper October 27, 2008
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Fannyramma

is the chaotic excitement caused by overload of pussy, which often results in delerium, jumping up and down and possibly an erection.
I walked into this club noticed a HB8 giving me eye contact so I approached her using the 3 second rule, unfortunately three of her friends all HB9s came back from the bathroom and I experienced a bad case of fannyramma so had to walk away.
by Zorn and Gary October 8, 2009
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