Aaron-ed

To defile an animal, reptile, or amphibian sexually

He aaron-ed that poor dog

by Addacus August 6, 2025

The Ed Sheeran Effect

When an average looking guy picks up a guitar and mesmerizes every girl in the room.

Me: oh boy i’ve fallen victim to the Ed Sheeran Effect

Friend: But he’s so unattractive!

by anonymous September 20, 2023

Summon Ed Sheeran

1st you will need 2 people

2. At precisely 2:18 am start dancing in a circle

3. Smack ur thigh 8 times
4. Sit in a circle and put something bright red in the middle

5. Massage your feet while chanting Ed Sheeran

Let’s Summon Ed Sheeran at 2:18 am

NO SOCKS

by DogLover_cool May 12, 2023

Career Ed

The most pointless class know to man. Run by a perverted teacher, who gives the most annoying assignments made for someone with a job of a corporate position.

I have to go to Career Ed today i think i wanna die.

by Lucas Confair December 6, 2019

Jepsen-ed

When you hear the annoyingly catchy tune of Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe', and it's stuck in your head for the rest of the day/week/month/year/life.

A person who has been Jepsen-ed may experience irritability, nausea, and discomfort. Look out for sure signs of the afflicted humming the tune. If you don't run, you'll be the next victim.

Stu -- "Dude, what's up with Carl? He's been really grouchy and he's been complaining of nausea and pain.

Dude -- "Our buddy Carl was Jepsen-ed and he may never be the same."
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* guy hears a girl singing 'Call Me Maybe' whilst walking down the street*
Guy -- "Stand back, foul creature! I will not be Jepsen-ed!!"

by RayneBeau November 5, 2012

Froyo-ed

The process of jacking a man off until he is fully erect, so his penis resembles a lever commonly found on a fro-yo machine. Then pulling down on this "lever" until shit comes out of the ass. The "lever" puller then positions his gaping asshole under the ass until shit fills their ass.

Oh my gosh Karis I can't wait to go get froyo-ed with you and jeff

by Leapstone November 11, 2024

cuck(ed)

cock fucked; fucked over; treated in a bad or unfair way, may be used while playing video games or irl

(whilst playing game) dammit you just cuck(ed) me!

by Mikayla’s trash March 22, 2019