Sloppy Dallas

A sexual act created by youtubers SnipingSoup, McNasty and The Dooo. One performs a Sloppy Dallas by packing a fat lip and then proceeding to engage in oral sex with another person, or themselves if said person is so flexible. According to Soup, “You would have so much dip spit on your shaft, brother. Your dick would look like a turd.” This act is (to our worldly knowledge” theoretical, so don’t try it.

“After a Sloppy Dallas, it looks like somebody mowed the lawn on thine peen”

by ass.ey October 15, 2020

Flag

Get the Sloppy Dallas mug.

sloppy dallas

the word that the youtubers mcnasty and the dooo came up with for a blowjob with dip in your mouth

soup: "what would it sloppy dallas be?"
mcnasty: "its like a blowjob with a mouth full of dip"

by sloppydallasdefiner October 15, 2020

Flag

Get the sloppy dallas mug.

Sloppy Dallas

When one gives head with a fat LIP of dip in!

Can I give you a sloppy Dallas

by VNGD_Arizona October 15, 2020

Flag

Get the Sloppy Dallas mug.

Sloppy Dallas

A blow job with a mouth full of dip

Greg: “wanna give me a sloppy Dallas?”
Martha: “greg, we’ve been divorced for 3 years. Go away!”
Greg: “...so is that a yes?”

by Conk Adonk October 16, 2020

Flag

Get the Sloppy Dallas mug.

sloppy dallas

verb. an event between one giving one other oral representation while dip (chewing tobacco) is inside their mouth and leaving either a turd sized lump onto the shaft of the other member or leaving lawn clipping sized peices along the shaft close to the representation of ants on a log

"nasty gave tomato soup a sloppy dallas."

by corbin rainey May 23, 2022

Flag