Cooked

A word used to describe someone who’s brain cells are completely or damn near burnt

Person one: Did you know, that earth is flat?
Person two: You’re cooked.

by GuyXsirXplodin May 15, 2022

Pajama Cooking Date

It’s cooking with a lot of seduction mixed in. The seduction level is heighten making your cooking date more hot, steamy, grown and very sexy. Wearing sexy lingerie and pajamas only adds another layer giving it a more intimate and romantic vibe. Kissing, nibbling and touching along with some sensual food tasting can take it to a more passionate level.

Jamari: Zana and I thought we would try something new. We thought we have a pajama cooking date.
Nico: Between your cooking dates and now your pajama cooking date, do you even manage to get any food cooked.

by Starving Artist May 31, 2025

Cook machine

A concept designed by Issy (a mix between a washing machine and a oven)

Turn the cook machine on

by Big brain bill April 25, 2020

Jiggle Cooking

The act of putting food inside ones anus and shaking it until cooked

Barney: Yo are we Jiggle Cooking tonight?
Ted: Yeah I can get the carrots but only if Marshall helps you get the steak in your ass

by Olegard April 18, 2022

Cane Cook

SUPER COOL GUY

Cane Cook is super cool

by CANEzz November 3, 2017

Cooked cock

A cooked cock is when you cook your cock you only know it is cooked when it starts to sizzle

I have a cooked cock yurrr

by Brendan haith November 9, 2020

get the pastels cooking

1) to go out and "get the ball rolling", so to speak, with a certain physical activity

2) when one is "rusty" at a certain sport and they want to get back into shape or return to the state in which they previously performed in a consistent manner due to an upcoming event in which that person or persons will compete at said sport/activity
3) to heat up and eat one's artistic supplies

Ay boys, lax season is right around the corner so we gon' go out this afternoon and get the pastels cooking

Wow, Grayson is pretty good considering he hasn't played in a while; he musta got them pastels cooking awhile ago

by skillz4thabillz January 5, 2017