Clam yourself

To shut your trap

Friend 1: "I'm so pissed right now."
Friend 2: "Bitch go clam yourself"

by Perryhd November 17, 2015

Clam Clapper

When a woman farts and it has no where else to go but up through the pussy lips.

OMG Becky, I just farted and it was a clam clapper.

by Brittaco389 July 13, 2017

Clam Jammed

The Female Version of "Cock Block."

"You know Stacey, yea that bitch Clam Jammed me"
"Well, I dont blame her. That dude is a fucking ass."

by Skuurl August 9, 2017

Clam Slam

Clam Slam is the female version of a “teabag”

Primarily used in video games as an insult or to piss people off after a kill or a win.

John: why did you Clam Slam that guy?

Maria: he deserved it, asshole was camping the whole game.

by BigDaddyDagger October 3, 2021

oh clam

Used very similarly to oh ham and oh damn. Used to express approval, disappointment, and surprise.

Oh clam I've been having an awesome day!

Oh clam I just got busted for sneaking out.

by Gordon Beaver December 27, 2007

Shirt Chasm

When a female is wearing a push up bra that does not match her boob size that leaves a gap inbetween the females skin and her clothing than any man over 5'5" can see down

Steve: Did you see what Alex was wearing at that party yesterday?
Andy: Ya, she had a shirt chasm, I could see her titties!!
Steve: Aww yeah!!!
Andy: Too Bad that they were to small.

by buffalosfinest January 25, 2010

splittin' clam

Same as poundin' vag, crushin' box, etc.

Layman's terms: To have sex with a woman (preferably rough sex)

Dude 1: How'd it go?

Dude 2: Dude, was splittin' clam all night long.

Dude 1: Word.

by Guitar1929 October 14, 2010