by SAMARA HATERS November 8, 2018
Get the Samara Churchmug. Any group or assembly that claims to be righteous, peaceful, and open-minded when in fact they are immoral, spiteful, manipulative, and controlling. In the case of an actual church refers to a ministry of people who despite their claims do not actually uphold the philosophies of Christianity or any other religion.
However, in most cases it is used only as a metaphor and may be used to describe anyone.
However, in most cases it is used only as a metaphor and may be used to describe anyone.
by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010
Get the Church for the Wickedmug. a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by the Unforgivables?
student: to become a sort Jesus Christ the real historical character in the modern world and reform The Church by becoming a Communist?
professor: Correct you are, but this only applies, as you yourself pointed out, to Jesus the historical character, well since the Romans were pantheists and because a lot of people, even historians, would disagree as to who Jesus the religious figure is or should be.
student: to become a sort Jesus Christ the real historical character in the modern world and reform The Church by becoming a Communist?
professor: Correct you are, but this only applies, as you yourself pointed out, to Jesus the historical character, well since the Romans were pantheists and because a lot of people, even historians, would disagree as to who Jesus the religious figure is or should be.
by Sexydimma January 12, 2013
Get the reform The Churchmug. A church is someone who is wrong all the time, yet somehow still believes they are right. They have archaic opinions but you put up with them.
by astecc November 1, 2021
Get the Churchmug. Gluttony ridden church that'll give you $15,000⁰⁰ shoes instead of a car when you paid for a g license causing bodily harm and suicide
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
Get the Three willows churchmug. The sacred weekly gathering dedicated to the one and only Austin.
The Church of Austini is a contemporary faith community formed around the collective admiration and recognition of Austin. Followers, known as Austinians, gather regularly to participate in scheduled “services” that include discussion, reflection, and acknowledgment of Austin’s actions, decisions, and general influence within the community.
The Church of Austini is a contemporary faith community formed around the collective admiration and recognition of Austin. Followers, known as Austinians, gather regularly to participate in scheduled “services” that include discussion, reflection, and acknowledgment of Austin’s actions, decisions, and general influence within the community.
by sssixtyseven November 5, 2025
Get the Church of Austinimug. by anonymous January 3, 2022
Get the jonathan from churchmug.