Carlo

Singular for Carlos

Person 1: Fuck Carlo
Person 2: Yeah

by Rick Satan December 6, 2018

Carlo

One of the nicest guys you would ever meet - you talk to him for hours and you would not get bored what-so-ever :) everyone needs a carlo in their lives; he's a keeper

Carlo is the best dude ever

by carlo's the best May 11, 2022

Frosty Carlos

To get a Frosty Carlos is to be fucked within an inch of ones' life, typically as a result massive trauma

Thing 1: "What happened to Jim?"

Thing 2: "Maeve gave him a Frosty Carlos..."
Thing 1: "That explains the crutches and neck brace."
Thing 2: "Yeah, what a lucky guy."

by swirlyskull May 5, 2023

Carlos

Carlos be the kinda girl to crave mommys milk ya know, yearn for a little
sippy wippy, a slurpy wurpy even <3

Man he crave the motherly nectar he must be a carlos

by VieTheDragon420 January 27, 2023

Carlo

A man who is quite but very funny once you get to know him. The most loving person and kindest person you'll meet. Usually very good at soccer. Most the time tall and skinny but very handsome. He knows how to treat a woman and his smile can light up a whole room. A Carlo has the most prettiest eyes and usually sensitive but good when it comes to sex and usually has a big dick. His personality is above amazing they are usually loving and caring of others and super cute. Good to bring home to the family and is super smart
damn that guy is such a Carlo

oh my god look Ashley don't you wish you had a Carlos like that

by Carlo Eurchan November 22, 2021

Carlo

A handsome know-it-all. Goofy and confident, almost cocky in personality. Super comfortable in his own skin. Very smart yet very arrogant. Cultured, worldly & speaker of the most romantic language in the world (Italian, obviously). His loyalty and consideration of people makes him a fantastic life partner & wonderful friend. Ultimately, a good human being. If you have a Carlo in your life, don’t let him go.

Wow, che bello é Carlo.

Wow, what a handsome man this Carlo character is!

by KaleyofArabia November 23, 2021

Carlos

Beautiful, but hella lazy, this animal's natural habitat is the hoods of america's most dangerous cities and Five Guys stores. Despite being a lazy and sometimes shy animal, this creature is among the top 10 most dangerous animals in the USA, being the nº1 cause of gang shootings, despite his cousins in his homeland (Cape Verde) being civilized and just lazy and friendly. Carlos is an exotic species to US soil since it was brought in 2010. If you want to lure him, it's very easy : all you need is some bananas and a thick MILF or a glock.

''Carlos just stole my bananas and my girlfriend!!!!''
''I just saw my girl in Carlos's music video shaking her butt''
''Last night I walked in on my mom and she was getting smashed by Carlos''

by BM Taker September 24, 2022