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booger-napkin 

An extremely snotty, annoying, usually deliberately obnoxious person. This person goes above and beyond mere snotty-ness. Usually used when you really want to say "asshole" "dick" or "cunt" but can't.
My boss is a booger-napkin. He has long boring staff meeting every pay day.

My cat the original booger-napkin peed in my shoe.

Give me back the TV remote you booger-napkin!

You are a booger- napkin when you drink!
booger-napkin by Tupac Insecure April 14, 2014
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booger quarter 

A game where you put a booger on a quarter and place it face down then wait for someone to pick it up and yell booger quarter-similar to poop dollar.
Watch out for that quarter on the ground-it may be a booger quarter.
booger quarter by sofa_king July 15, 2014
A guy with a big dick and buff ass fuck
Wh y did booble fuck your bitch
booble by bobble_d December 31, 2014
when you dance with no pants ;)
Me- How about u owe both lives and then boogeh
Friends- HELL TO THE YESSSS-
boogeh by Trailing Feathurs December 18, 2015
Instead of placing water into the noodles you replace it with beer and cook the noodles in beer causing the making of boodles
Tyree: oh boy I'm bout to make ramen noodles
Drew: I don't have water, let's put beer in

Zach: BOODLES

boodle doodle 

(n.) the bottom grape on a bunch of grapes.
Luckily the boodle doodle fell out of the bag of grapes, it's usually the most sour anyway.
boodle doodle by MJsleazy768 December 21, 2016

booger tickle 

The feeling when you rub your nose vicariously and after it makes you feel as if you're going to sneeze.
Holy crap, I got the mad booger tickles while reading and nearly sneezed out my food!
booger tickle by m4deada1 March 11, 2017