blow up

When someone blows you up it means they let many others know about something you're doing, or what you have that you don't want others to know. A place can get blown up as well, for example if you know a chill spot where a selected few come to hangout, it could get blown up if a lot of people find out that it's cop free and chill.

"Can I have a cigarette?"
"I don't have any, ask David though"
"Fool, why you gotta blow me up?!"

"Hathaway park got hella blown up"

"Don't let this place blow up"

by Alisa September 4, 2006

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Blow the dolphin

To unequivocally, totally, and utterly fail at life.

Carlos Mencia, Paris Hilton, candy corn, Night Trap, Sewer Shark, any dipping sauces other than buffalo and ranch, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Kevin Fedderline, Uwe Boll, Michael Bay, MTV, Fred Savage except for his role in Rules of Attraction. All of these things, and anything else you like, blow the dolphin.

by DuMaH December 28, 2007

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cock blow

The sucking of ones cock or penis either by someone else of even themselves if they are flexible enough to get into position.

Chubby Monica is great at performing cock blow on famous polititians.

by John J. Cock Oiler July 26, 2003

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Rain Blow

When a girl performs Oral Sex on you while she is eating Skittles.

Guy: Dude that chick gave me a Rain Blow in the bathroom!
Guy2: No Wai!

by PeteyLX12 February 16, 2009

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sucks and blows

An atrocity so horrific that neither "sucks" nor "blows" is sufficient as a descriptor.

"Shit dude, that lady just jacked my winning lottery ticket. This sucks and blows."

by kah February 21, 2004

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blow job

When I start to kiss down my boyfriends chest and stomach while pulling at his belt loops and pockets slowly getting down to his pants button which i unbutton with my teeth. Then i pull his pants down to about his knees and look up at him and smile. Then i slowly massage his balls with one hand and move my hand up and down his shaft while i slowly suck the head of his penis ever so lightly and swirl my tongue around the tip. i suck him a little bit harder and swirl my tongue faster. i suck harder as his dick slides farther down my throat and suck harder and harder and use my hand to jack him off at the base of his penis. He gets harder and harder and his penis throbs as he is ready to cum. I moan and suck harder and squeeze the base of his penis while i suck. He cums and the cum goes all the way down my throat, i look up at him and smile as a swallow it all.

THAT is a blow job.

It takes alot of practice to master the art of giving an AMAZING moan making blow job ;)

by Autumn_loves_you April 7, 2008

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