gen alpha

not in a good state, mostly obsessed with skibidi toilet ohio or fanum tax

ohio sigma fanum tax-

AN EXAMPLE OF gen alpha NOT IN A GOOD STATE RIGHT NOW

by randomdictionaire January 3, 2024

alpha

if a person describes themselves as an alpha, run in the opposite direction. they're probably incredibly insecure and need to establish their non-existent dominance over people by loudly declaring themselves as 'alphas' in any conversation.

Person 1: me and my boyfriend are both alphas
person 2: *not listening, is already running*

by unfortunatelyabeta November 25, 2019

Alpha

sually used as a term for a badass male who attracts women without trying. His superiority and pure confidence allows him to achieve success. He does not WANT, because he is the WANTED. May also be used to describe a "manly" achievement or situation.

Girl: "Did you see Kyle, Logan, and Zach throwing weights around in the gym today?"
Girl2: "Yeah so what? They're alphas."

by Kdiggs100 March 24, 2017

Alpha

Stopping during intercourse to stand above her and whirl your dick to reassert your dominance.

"How was it in there?"
"I had to Alpha"

by Ch33kyCh33ks May 19, 2019

Gen Alpha

Kids born in 2010-2024 who are definitely born in the wrong generation 100% and should stop being born in those years! The Gen Z people who where born in the 2000s (2000-2009) often complain about being born in the wrong generation and want to be born in the 1990s but in reality they where born in the last decent generation.

Lakeesha: Phew! I was born in 2009! I was so close but I dodged Gen Alpha successfully!

Samaria: I was born in 2011! Damn it! I was born in the wrong generation! Why can’t god send me here at least 2 years earlier!

by timebombing January 11, 2024

Alpha Dogging

when someone does that fake jump thing

Melodie likes to intimidate people by Alpha Dogging

by notmelodie February 17, 2021

Gen Alpha

The new age of humans who are born from 2013 to current date and is famously known for watching ipads 24/7 everyday which is what we call ipad kids but they are also known for brainrot, brain rot is any media that has no meaning, looks like it was made for kids, and is stupid like skibidi toilet. Most people say that they have no meaning in life or they are the downfall to humanity, and they are so please stop this nonsense and start exterminating them(as a joke because if I meant that .... Welllllll)

Nah bro is that a gen Alpha kid?

Skibidi Ohio drizzler dun dun dun dun dun Baja !

Yeah, this new generation is not giving us a good future

Nether ender pearl, chicken trabaleho trabala!

by Badaboy88776@ April 25, 2025