la's totally awesome

A cheap power cleaner from God, Jesus, and Beyonce. Will clean the sin out of a college/high school party.

Usually cost a dollar

Josh: How I am going to clean this party mess up.
Kevon: LA's Totally Awesome will clean this shit in two seconds
Josh:I only have a dollar
Kevon: Good

by ___king_k___ October 8, 2017

Periodic table of awesomeness

Much like the periodic table of elements, but the elements are replaced with awesome things, and the name is changed to something much more awesome

Schools should stop teaching kids about the periodic table of elements. It is much more important that students learn all about the periodic table of awesomeness.

by qazxsw 13 January 24, 2013

Septic Tank of Awesomeness

Something that looks like shit (figuratively or literally), but is actually good. Named for the Hawthorn Hawks (AFL team) whose yellow and brown uniform makes them look like a septic tank of shit and piss, yet they are awesome despite the colour of their uniform.

Dane reckons the septic tank of awesomeness are gonna kick Geelong's arse tonight.

by munkychump April 4, 2013

Working Here Is Awesome

A phrase used by suck-ups, brown nosers and slackers in the corporate world. Usually used by those who work from home a regular basis.

Working here is awesome because I get to work from home a lot!

by Rock Strongo March 3, 2007

International Awesome Day

A joyous occasion bringing all peoples together in the relatively holiday-less month of August, celebrated on the 222nd day of the year, August 10th. Originally "Día del Primer Grito de Independencia de Quito," Quito (Ecuador) Independence day, the tradition of celebration has translated to all walks of life via the magic of the internet. Because most people can't be bothered to say "Día del Primer Grito de Independencia de Quito," the term "international awesome day" was adopted instead.

I had an awesome International Awesome Day, there was fireworks and cake!

by Rephlexes August 16, 2010

awesome kitty possem

created by Gabi T. and Emily L.
1. really super cool
2. greatest thing possable

Emily that was so awesome kitty possem when you threw Amberlynn in the mud and she cryed!!!

by Gabi Tapia April 15, 2004

Captain Awesome

A kid named Clay that makes shit happen.

"Hey Clay"
"Hey Clay"
"Dude, its Captain Awesome to you"

by wienerhouser June 26, 2009