Austin

Austin take a shower each 1000 years wears the same shorts for 3 years in a row probably also his panties use to be white but brown now and fishes like in him also rats. Thank you for coming here your welcome

Omg have you seen Austin brown panties

by The reall hoe September 19, 2019

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Austin

a FRIGGIN NERD!
The type of dude to call you a nerd but be one himself.

Person 1: That guy's a nerd!
Person 2: Oh, that's Austin

by xqrm February 13, 2025

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Austin

Is probably on of those guys who has a small redhead gay guy who has a tiny penis, is a squeaker and only plays Fortnite with a soccer skin.

Guy 1: have you seen Austin?
Guy 2: do you mean that annoying red head?
Guy 1: Yes that one

by Yeetman69420360 April 15, 2020

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Austin Jones

A man with a monster cock that makes women wet before even getting in bed.

My girl saw Austin Jones and she was wetter than the water

by cockman2 April 29, 2024

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Austin Powers-ing

An extremely frustrating situation in which a vehicle is boxed-in so tightly that its driver becomes stuck perpetually switching between forward and reverse to set it free.

Stems from the pained efforts of the eponymous Austin Powers in the movie "International Man of Mystery".

Boss: "What sort of time do you call this, you left for your lunch break almost two weeks ago"

Worker: "I'm sorry sir I got stuck Austin Powers-ing in the Tesco car park; I've been hit with 17 different fines and now they're repossessing my house"

Boss: "Lmao damn son"

by TheGreatIncognitus July 6, 2022

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