ARMY (n.): Slang. A girl who’s unbeatable at keeping high streaks (Snapchat, fitness, study goals, whatever)—because, like a literal army, she’s disciplined, resilient, and thrives under pressure.
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A girl so freakishly good at maintaining streaks she might actually be powered by nuclear-grade coffee and spite. She’s the undefeated general of Snapchat wars, the queen of "last active 0m ago," and the unrelenting overlord of commitment. She doesn’t just keep streaks—she annihilates the possibility of breaking them.
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A girl so freakishly good at maintaining streaks she might actually be powered by nuclear-grade coffee and spite. She’s the undefeated general of Snapchat wars, the queen of "last active 0m ago," and the unrelenting overlord of commitment. She doesn’t just keep streaks—she annihilates the possibility of breaking them.
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"Bro, she’s got a 1000-day streak with everyone—she’s a total ARMY."
Or for a more playful context:
"Only an ARMY can keep up with that level of commitment. I’d forget on Day 3."
"Bro, she’s got a 2,000-day streak with 17 people and a dog. If that’s not ARMY behavior, IDK what is."
"Missed one day and lost a 1000-day streak. She called me weak and said, 'An ARMY doesn’t quit.' I’ve never been the same since."
“Dude, I lost a 900-day streak once and cried for a week. How does she have a 2,347-day streak with her mom, her ex, and her dog groomer?”
“She’s an ARMY, man. You don’t question it—you just respect it.”
“She lost power for 48 hours, but somehow her streak survived.”
“She sent streaks with smoke signals, bro. Literal smoke. She’s the ARMY. She IS the apocalypse.”
“I heard she once crossed three time zones in one day just to keep a streak alive.”
“She’ll survive nuclear winter by sending snaps with the fallout clouds as her filter.”
Or for a more playful context:
"Only an ARMY can keep up with that level of commitment. I’d forget on Day 3."
"Bro, she’s got a 2,000-day streak with 17 people and a dog. If that’s not ARMY behavior, IDK what is."
"Missed one day and lost a 1000-day streak. She called me weak and said, 'An ARMY doesn’t quit.' I’ve never been the same since."
“Dude, I lost a 900-day streak once and cried for a week. How does she have a 2,347-day streak with her mom, her ex, and her dog groomer?”
“She’s an ARMY, man. You don’t question it—you just respect it.”
“She lost power for 48 hours, but somehow her streak survived.”
“She sent streaks with smoke signals, bro. Literal smoke. She’s the ARMY. She IS the apocalypse.”
“I heard she once crossed three time zones in one day just to keep a streak alive.”
“She’ll survive nuclear winter by sending snaps with the fallout clouds as her filter.”
by shamsuney December 05, 2024
by CHRlSlTY October 14, 2019
an ARMY is a stinky, delusional fan of a group that only got popular because of good marketing; not talent.
Person 1: Hey, do you like BTS? Are you an ARMY?
Person 2: Ew, no. Their music is garbage, have you heard those fake deep lyrics? They’re only famous because their fans are 10 years old or crazy.
Person 2: Stan real talent, Stray Kids.
Person 1: Oh, okay…
Person 2: Ew, no. Their music is garbage, have you heard those fake deep lyrics? They’re only famous because their fans are 10 years old or crazy.
Person 2: Stan real talent, Stray Kids.
Person 1: Oh, okay…
by thatonebot332255 October 15, 2021
The fandom of BTS
BTS paved the way.
Kpoppies seem to hate the word and get pressed every time they see the word.
BTS paved the way.
Kpoppies seem to hate the word and get pressed every time they see the word.
hey did you hear?
hear what?
ARMYs are the most respectful fandom and people seem to take credit of what they do.
hear what?
ARMYs are the most respectful fandom and people seem to take credit of what they do.
by army best fandom November 07, 2020
Army is the fandom of bts. It is the most toxic fandom. They are bad people who would do anything for 7 people they don't know. (Even doxxing). They really are scary, they are obsessed with the charts.
by kakdak March 03, 2021
A cult following the Korean boy group BTS, intense brainwashing is required to join the cult, all logic and reason being replaced by ridiculous beliefs (some examples: they decided everything themselves, bighit is a wonderful family not a corporation hell bent on making money and nothing else, 6 seconds is a fair amount time for a member to have on a song and barely audible backing vocals count as lines and a dancer trained for over 15 yrs to stand at the back and watch others who can't dance as well as he can and is happy about it); another requirement for joining is to be exceptionally dumb.
by StickYourSunshineYouKnowWhere March 23, 2021
The best fandom in the world, avoided by the useless Kpop communityThe best fandom in the world, avoided by the useless Kpop community
ARMYS PAVED THE WAY
by Ugh_ bitch November 08, 2020