2 for 1

When you hire a pregnant hooker and she starts giving birth during intercourse. It is a girl so you start having sex with it too.

Mike: hey how was your weekend?
Chuck: I had a 2 for 1 behind a Denny's yesterday.

Mike: -sad moan- You are a monster.

Chuck: Yea, my court date is on friday.

by Coqring March 30, 2018

#1 dad

A very nice an supportive human being in your life. They are not your biological father they are your "Dad". They do not have to be male they can be anything they want. You are always their son no matter what even if you are female. But because all that they will treat you like their actual child and love and care for you.

He is so nice to me, he's my #1 dad.
She is basically his mom, what a #1 dad.

by tahOny April 14, 2018

June 1

June 1 national give ur friend $20 day the government made this

My friend:you kno it june 1 me: ya what abt it my friend: u have to give me 20 dollars me : fine

by Thaay.fw.jayy April 27, 2022

Mach 1

The sled that dirty gapes 4 stroke turbos and 800 h.os.

Damn, ur mach 1 dirty gapes my crossfire

by peterdyck December 24, 2021

1 April

Zarah n Whirlon Day

Whirlon:Zarah do you know what day its today
Zarah:1 april ?
Whirlon: no dummy its our day

by Joshuabukasa May 23, 2021

August 1

The day of great lovely people, the best fandom, welcoming, friendly, kind, and mostly are skzpoppers that supports skz very very well.

clowns

Mr. Clown: Hey! it's your day today, August 1!
Stay(mr. clown's apprentice): Yes! and it should be a great day.

by A stay July 30, 2021

November 1

this one’s for all my november 1st people

people born on this day are cool as hell. how do you do it???? also i’m sorry for all the NNN ones that are on here. i went through this and i feel bad for y’all. anyways you’re probably cute as hell and if you think otherwise stop lying to yourself. stupid<3

person a: hey that person is super cool i bet their birthday is on november 1
person b: yeah it probably is they are so cool and hot and sexy
person born on november 1: wow thanks guys

by hey dumby <3 November 23, 2021