Ed Coan

To some, the greatest powerlifter of all time. To others, still the GOAT. All intelligent powerlifters know his name. He is very kind, humble even in his massive strength, and generous. He is a great guy; someone who you’d want to be friends with. He has big hands and feet, short legs, and long torso, and is 5’6 and 220 lbs.

Powerlifter 1: Hey, I was at Boss of Bosses last weekend and I met Ed Coan!

Powerlifter 2: I am very jealous!! I wish I had signed up for that meet!

by SlimShady344 December 15, 2017

TITANIC-ed

When you get iced on an empty stomach with a 64 ounce Smirnoff Original and the only thing in your stomach is floating ice.

Steve- I threw up all morning! I didn’t eat breakfast, then got iced. I was full blow TITANIC-ed .

by The Cape May Creepers May 3, 2018

bleich(ed)

a very super EXTRA, super pathetic, cowardly individual that will freak out because the wind is blowing too hard

She tried her best to control the volatile situtation, but bleich(ed) out in the process...

by callsitlikesapro January 16, 2020

Ed

Boi gonna steal ur girl

Ed’s stealing ur girl

by Chef bed February 3, 2020

Ed

Ed is dumb inmature and rude nobody like him

Ed is a person

by Joemama14205 April 24, 2020

Punny ed

Lucy Nolan’s famous word

When someone’s being a dicked

Heidi: ur ded ugly u

Lucy: shut it ye little punny ed
Heidi: cries

by Lucy nolan May 4, 2020

Ed

The best uncle one could have.
Intelligent
Always make people laugh
Wise
And he is a master of video games

Oh look, its ed ! The best uncle in this universe

by Zanfan_candoss_dow May 5, 2020