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brown flat

1. Round flat poop resembling the shape and size of a table tennis paddle. Not to be confused with Browns Flat, the rural community in Kings County, New Brunswick, Canada.
"I've been shitting out brown flats ever since I lost a table tennis tournament and Jerry shoved the flat side of the paddle up my ass."
by Tonyvenom September 22, 2017
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flat earther

someone who believes flat earth, and has trust issues with scientists.

they think the earth is some galactic frizbee or some shit
Flat Earther: can i take a look at the edge of the earth?
Airport guy: get the fuck out
by uhhhhh i forgo April 27, 2023
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reservoir flats

Basically the ghetto of the northern suburbs. Inhabitants:junkies,bogans and feral abos.
You don't live near the reservoir flats do you??
by Ambieeleejay June 10, 2014
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flat lay

A flat lay is a birds-eye-view picture taken of a collection of items.

Flat lay’s are often posted on social media, usually Instagram, and are often thought of as aesthetic.
“dude that flat lay you posted got over 1,000 likes!”

starbucks asked me to promote their new coffee by creating a flat lay.”
by anxiouslittlebean January 6, 2020
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Flat Stanley

A term for a joint or cigarette that has been flattened and now resembles the shape of Flat Stanley
Mikey: What the fuck is wrong with this j
Alex: Will fucking sat on it and now it’s a flat stanley
by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023
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flat g

not a nice place to live, really dirty sink and there is always salt in your tea
his new place is such a flat G
by donniedarkofan69sex November 2, 2020
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Flat

Meaning to be broke or have no money at all. Mainly used in Broward. (southern Florida)

-CGB
Jhit ain’t got no cheese, he flat”
by CGB_ June 9, 2021
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