Well

A deep subject for shallow minds.

Todd: We’re done for now.
Fred: Well…
Todd: Well, is a deep subject for shallow minds.
Fred: How
Todd: When you say, Well, there is a great pause for eternal thinking.

by Pope Juan Paul the 2nd March 30, 2024

Wells

Wells is a genetically modified strain of E-TMA. It too has a fatality rate of 100%. It passes from person to person through verbal communication.

+Did you hear about wells disease?
-What is wells?
+Wells my dick fit in your mouth?

Wells you sugma balls?

by User696969420696969 September 27, 2023

something you've learnt to do so well lately

a habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like this something you've learnt to do so well lately. This habit won't get you anywhere in life.

Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.

by Sexydimma May 28, 2012

Filthy Well

Upon hearing your significant other claim that they have to shit: Eating out your partner's asshole up to a point where he/she begs you to stop, as they are going to defecate right then and there - yet the tongue keeps searching for sweet, sweet aqua.

Alisa woke up last night and headed for the toilet - I got there just in time to give her a Filthy Well - it ended up messy.

by Fadder In Law January 17, 2011

well quit it!

Infamous quote by Tourettes Guy when his son just fell down the stairs.

Can be also used in a very dramatic situation.

Original:

Tourettes Guy: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT???
Guy: Your son just fell down the stairs!
Tourettes Guy: Well quit it!

In a dramatic situation:

Guy 1: *screams*
Dick: What the fuck's all that screaming shit?
Guy 2: Dick, your friend just cut his dick off!!!
Dick: Well quit it!!!

by Lil remains gon make a stang August 5, 2021

Well

And you know damn well that claims about my identity can be substantiated in a way that the claims about a transgender's identity can not.

Hym "You know damn well that with access to the right information I can substantiate any claim I've made about identity. According to Megyn you have (on some level) substantiated them yourself. And the difference between what I did and what you're doing is that I did it un-ironically. I un-ironically did exactly what you said, it didn't work for shit in practice, but it was wildly successful in theory. And NOW, you are trying to you're trying to deny me the outcome the success of the theory would grant so that I have no choice but accept the outcome your bullshit would grant in practical application. Which is nothing because it doesn't work outside of the theory unless you're content being a mediocre slave who does all of the work while women fuck cripples instead of you."

by Hym Iam September 12, 2022

Oliver Wells

A person who forgets about his friends he knew for 7 years, and only spends 12 days of the year speaking to them

"Oliver Wells" looks like a nice guy, but i won't trust him to be my friend

by MAYBE LB DID IT July 21, 2020