Wagon

The thickest, fattest, dump truck ass.

Them: hey did you see Josh?
You: yeah he has a big ol' wagon. He needs a license for that thing.

by Dallon Weekes is too fine May 19, 2022

rice-wagon

A sub-litre rustbucket of a vehicle with half of Halfords bolted to the top half, and half of Maplins illuminating the bottom half.

Your premium is likely to be significant if you're a new driver, especially if male and under the age of 30 and driving a rice-wagon.

by deuteronomy January 12, 2011

stupid wagon

When a girl is super thick, or in simpler words, is attractive

"Yo man, she got a stupid wagon"
"Damn right man"

by Tacocart June 13, 2018

Whore Wagon

A wagon of whores

Don’t forget to pay when you’re fucking the whores on the whore wagons.

by DarkMaulMip42 August 18, 2024

Driving the banter wagon

like 'hopping on the band wagon'.

-Apart from the desired person is driving the band wagon, i.e. leading the group.

-Further stretched to 'banter wagon'

(purely for the banter)

'oi...oi boys...im drivin this banter wagon straight to the kingy.'

'mate, pete is Driving the banter wagon ... and i like its destination!'

by Gravvers March 3, 2009

brazilian cheeze wagon

when a woman inserts a tampon, then the man craps into the vaginal opening. the man then proceds to slowly pull the string of the tampon, until it is out. bvc.

me and my girlfriend are going to my place to do some brazilian cheeze wagon.

by vannb25 May 22, 2011

Pussy Wagon

A car of some sort that seems like a old hag would drive, like a minivan or even a PT Cruiser.

“Ben, your mom drives a Pussy Wagon.”

“Oh look it’s a Pussy Wagon.”

“Imagine owning a Pussy Wagon”

by Slinkbat April 29, 2021