Epic Win

You can achieve an Epic Win by "scoring" a.k.a hooking up with another individual, followed immediately by committing suicide.

Bobby lost his soccer game today, but he still had an Epic Win!

by BottomGee September 23, 2023

bi-winning

From the Great Charlie Sheen, "i win here and i win there

"Im bi-winning, i win here and i win there, now what

by Sizzle2028 March 22, 2011

winning over

Starting from the top of the head down to the toes, one is covered in semen.

"Stay still, I'm going to win you over."
"Dad won over mom last night."
" 'It's EVERYWHERE' ... 'Yeah, I'm winning you over."
"Winning over your face"

by Jessibel.2727 April 10, 2017

you're in like in in win

This is when you getting something good is a lock, a gift, a sure thing, or a guarantee cause you have an inside connection. BUT you're not a clown - you actually deserve and have earned this opportunity. You know it's gonna happen and it's wonderful!

Gary: "I need this to happen. He has two degrees, he will be in a separate department than me, and he has more energy than an ADHD kid in a VR simulation."
Mary: "He does seem to exceed all of the qualifications for this position. I'll gladly call him and say you're in like in in win! Now let's go smoke a fat one and then wreck that vending machine! There's Hot Fries and Spicy Peanuts!"

by von groovy August 9, 2024

A Do Bronx Win

To undeservingly win a fantasy matchup in which you score drastically below the league average.

I could really use a Do Bronx Win this week.

by meadowpondsfantasy October 9, 2024

Chu Myat Sandy Win

Awesome person, very nice and loved by many.

Person 1: Have you seen the new student?
Person 2: Yeah I think their name is Chu Myat Sandy Win.

by rademolad November 22, 2021

bi-winning

verb: the act of being Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen: "I am bi-winning"

by nycbobcat March 17, 2011