Sleep Watching

A condition of falling asleep while watching TV. Most often seen when a boring show has just ended. It is most often found in Ben Hatley but also is seen in his wife, Olivia. They don't watch TV together much because of this. It is intensely hard to treat.

Ben: Hey Liv, I think 'Bodies in Motion' is on the TV. Want to watch it?

Liv: Sure, but we'll probably end up sleep watching.

Gilad: No you won't!! If you're gonna watch me you better do it?

Myrtle: Stupid Rascal, making me stiff like that. Maybe this will help.

Ralph: Count me in too, I need a workout.

Necky: You know, this is cool. I used to watch this when it was on before. Great workout.

Gil: (laughing at Necky) Did you like it?

Necky: Yes, I did. Used to do it when I was in the Marines. (gives a salute and screams 'Hoorah!')

(Ben and Liv start stretching on each other. Gil is laughing at Ben and Liv.)

Beatrice: Ten hut!!! One, two, three, four, you'd better work yourself some more!

Ben: (yawn) I knew we'd end up sleep watching. This is tough!

by Dusty's Baby Powder March 23, 2011

Its time to get a watch

When somebody asks you what time is it.

"what time is it" "it's time to get a watch" no seriously what time? "its time to get a watch o clock." bro its time to get a brain, "it's time to afford a watch with a job"

by SnivyPlayz December 9, 2018

car and watch disease

A disease in which a person spends the majority of their time thinking about cars and watches

Tom-“Dude if I get that new job, I’ll be able to afford a 2019 A4 and a Rolex Submariner.”

Ben-“I think you have car and watch disease bro.”

by WinnDixie December 24, 2019

Watch Superbad

To "Watch Superbad" is to lay down hold your girlfriend and tell her how much you love her. Possibly with a bit of boob holding but mostly kissing her and telling her she means the world to you and that your life is so much better with her.

Hey babe you wanna "Watch Superbad"?

by User_Generated April 27, 2024

Watching Junjou

refers to watching any of the anime based on Shungiku Nakamura's work while sh-ing

guy a : "im gonna go watch junjou"

guy b : "please stop "watching junjou" and go seek a therapist"

by Doppio_Desu June 13, 2022

Baby watch

A young female who becomes pregnant very easy.

She's definitely on baby watch sleeping around that much

by NIFF CCD W November 29, 2021

Wiki-Watch

Binge-watching a show on Netflix, Hulu, or Amazon Prime...while keeping an iPad opened to Wikipedia in order to flesh out the storyline with historical facts, facts about the actors, and other random silly questions we want answered. It's like MST3K and Pop Up Video had a baby.

I am so far behind on Sons of Anarchy. Let's Wiki-Watch to catch up.

by Kardur2 March 9, 2016