spider web poops

the sperm coating on ones poop after engaging in anal sex which once in the toliet looks like a spider web.

I just got porked in the butt and now I have spider web poops.

by D-n-C November 2, 2006

Spider Holing

created after saddam was found in a spider hole. when a lesbian shits in another lesbians vagina, then eats it.

wet shit isnt as good for spider holing because it isnt very firm.

by Zach December 7, 2004

Roku Spider man

When you've got the house all to yourself and can jerk off to pornhub on roku with the tv on its loudest setting. Shooting spiderweb everywhere

Alright! I've got the house to myself this evening. I can be a roku Spider man and sling Webs everywhere!

by Rokuspiderhero April 24, 2018

african spider monkey

Where a man gorillaglues his feet to the ceiling and a woman climbs up him and they 69 whilst they are both violently shitting

Oh shit dawg, me n' my girl were being freaky doin the African Spider Monkey

by D0gm3at August 3, 2019

Small Enemy spider

SMaLl eNEmY sPiDEr

SMALL ENEMY SPIDER DU NU DU DU NU NU

by XxRussian roulette botxX April 17, 2020

Spider-web Hair

Very fine and thinning hair that is kept in place with hair spray to hide baldness. The result being a thin, tangled net of hair.

"I can see that woman's bald spot through her spider-web hair."

by Double-C March 5, 2009

One Legged Spider

When a man inserts his penis into a sleeping person's open mouth, and blames any of the victim's side-effects the following morning on spiders.

Jason: "Jeez my throat is sore and dry, I must've slept with my mouth open"

Kyle: "Maybe you ate a spider?"

Jason: "Was it a One Legged Spider? God-dammit that's nasty"

by MOAR!? November 27, 2011