An oral news service where someone publicizes the shitty details and news of all of his friends to all of his other friends.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Sam's girlfriend dumped him?"
Person 2: "I got the ming-serve. Of course I heard it."
Person 2: "I got the ming-serve. Of course I heard it."
by karpis March 02, 2014
by mingyi gan November 23, 2021
David said to Denise “fuck babe your anus looks so ming ling since you got it bleached at the salon”
Denise said to David “omg your hard cock looks so ming ling when it’s in that cock cage and I’ve got the key “
David said to denise “your feet are so ming ling babe when Ive pissed all over them”
Denise said to David “omg your hard cock looks so ming ling when it’s in that cock cage and I’ve got the key “
David said to denise “your feet are so ming ling babe when Ive pissed all over them”
by Martybogroll January 23, 2023
by Maddogg radio August 31, 2022
Ming Zhou is a fantastic kind of guy who's outgoing, charming, intelligent and kind. Helpful to a fault. Prefers to be the one staying back to help all the time. He is a reluctant leader but will pull the punches when he has to. At times overly enthusiastic with things he is passionate about.
Ming Zhou is a great kind of guy and you should never lose him if you have him. He is steadfast and loyal, empathetic and caring. He's the son mums wish they had, and husbands girls wish they married.
Ming Zhou is a great kind of guy and you should never lose him if you have him. He is steadfast and loyal, empathetic and caring. He's the son mums wish they had, and husbands girls wish they married.
by Wb88 November 22, 2021
Lut Ming isn’t a person. Lut Ming is a way of life. The air we breath. The berries in our cream. Lut Ming is the identity of emotion.
"Lut Ming me please.”
“I want a Lut Ming”
“I need a Lut Ming martini and I need it now”
“I’m claustrophobic Lut Ming!?”
“I want a Lut Ming”
“I need a Lut Ming martini and I need it now”
“I’m claustrophobic Lut Ming!?”
by MikeHawkwashere November 21, 2021
The antagonist to the musketeers. This pathetic specimen of a human often tries to compete with the musketeers by placing shiny things on the ground in a vain attempt to blow up all the Musketeers.
Despite seeming success with women on paper they later prove to be fat.
Despite seeming success with women on paper they later prove to be fat.
Person 1: I really like the Musketeers, they're cool guys.
Person 2: I'm a Ming Warrior
Person 1: Piss off
Person 2: I'm a Ming Warrior
Person 1: Piss off
by 4Musketeers January 13, 2011