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Rich Piano

A godlike creature, also called "Grand Master", who became big and thicc after putting thousands of lebenden Totgeburten (living stillbirths) into his Laktissimus (Latissimus), cheeks and lips. He is often accompanied by his Gehilfen (assistant) Kai Greene.
Mr Piono (Rich Piano) : Give me all of them tasty living stilbirths, i want to put them into my Laktissimus!

Gehilfe (Kai Greene): But Grand Master, that's very dangerous! Nobody has done this before!

Mr Piono: *screaching* GIVE EM' TO MEEE!!!
by ESSKEETIT88 March 17, 2018
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josh rich

A big man with not much skills at football
You did a josh rich
by Bradley dooda February 18, 2017
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beer rich

When you have a lot of high quality beer on hand.
Let's go over to Jeff's place, he's beer rich right now. I got a hankering for a Guinness.
by BreezeFreezeLover March 16, 2017
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Pot rich

When you have so much pot you literally don't care how much you smoke or how you use it.
"Bro, do you really need to pack the bong a 7th time?"
"Dude I'm pot rich"

*sings* "pot rich, pot rich pot rich"
by Holla at me hoe June 21, 2016
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striking it rich in alaska

When you pour motor or crude oil into a girl's asshole or vagina, so that when you shove your dick in, oil sprays out.
Guy 1: I was striking it rich in alaska with the girl last night
Guy 2: Nice, you're practically part of OPEC
by MilkyEggWhites September 19, 2016
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gutter rich

When a person of low means throws their cash around in an attempt to act wealthy or impress others. Usually this means wasting their money on the purchase of frivolous clothes, alcohol, or otherwise living well outside their means for a short period of time. These purchases also may be made in place of paying rent or bills for the month, or running up a large amount of debt.
"Ryan just blew his whole McDonald's paycheck on some Yeezy Boosts! He'll be counting change tomorrow."
"Yeah he's acting gutter rich."
by Cinder955 July 18, 2016
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