open the mic

it is a thing, a real thing.

opening the mic.

I can't open the mic right now.

She used her last brain cell earlier this morning, so she said "open my mic" instead of "turn on my mic"

by carperro March 9, 2021

a little wide open

to be intoxicated from alcohol.

Janet had a few too many drinks and ended up a little wide open at the end of the night.

by counter top 3 January 16, 2014

Religiously open romantic preference

Aka. R.O.R.P.; When an individual is romantically attracted to people regardless of what religion they practice

Santiago actively practices Islam, but he is open to dating people who practice other religions. He has a religiously open romantic preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 10, 2021

job-opening

How a horny stud with a raging hard-on views a hot chick's mouth.

Monica Blewinsky has ample and really-luscious lips, and so said smoochy "job-opening" must have been really tempting to many other guys besides Slick WIllie!

by QuacksO August 4, 2025

school opener

A softer version of the term 'school shooter'.

Everyone remarked how school sucked, so I became a school opener because of them.

by SleepyShard October 16, 2021

bank will open again next week

Bank will open again next week

Bank will open again next week

by Strowbyca March 15, 2024

Direct opener

clearly show them your feelin' them

i hit dat bitch wit a direct opener like can i take u to da room n tap dat

by chrineyy May 4, 2010