Knock knock

The sudden urge to take a poo

I just finished my coffee and I’m getting a knock knock so I’m gonna head to the bathroom

by Tuono-rider May 19, 2019

Knock the monkey unconcious

The ultimate form of masturbation, the penis rarely survives this

Boldi, why are you leaving, are you going to sleep?

No man, I'm gonna knock the monkey unconcious.

by slimunator January 29, 2025

Knock

1. To strike a surface noisily to attract attention, especially when waiting to be let in through a door.

2. A desperate cry for help, particularly to express one's desire to enter the music room.

Student 1: "I am so screwed"
Student 2: "We just need to have some more practice time" knock knock knock knock knock knock

by TheSixthWizard March 28, 2024

fair knock

a fair fight

oi cunt fair knock right now

by mccutch December 28, 2020

knock you off the mat

I’m going to beat you fight you or I’m going to damage you

Shut up before I have to knock you off the mat 🚶 ♀️

by Keleajx October 19, 2017

hard knock life

From the musical Annie. Also background soundtrack for "fail compilations" and snuff/rekt videos.

It's the hard knock life.

by sigmundur May 18, 2018

Knocked Loose

A very brutal metalcore band from Kentucky.

This new Knocked Loose song makes me want to start a riot!

by .u March 7, 2024