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Cancer Killer

The curer of your cancer. wears a long black gown, and a wide screen television on his head. Having dedicated years of research into finding the cure for cancer, he finds that a well placed gun blast to the face will just about do it. He makes an appearance in the game Mondo Medicals!
Player: This game is way too trippy
Cancer Killer: I will cure you cancer!
-bang-
by Willard McNippleShits May 1, 2010
mugGet the Cancer Killermug.

Cancered

When somebody (or a playlist) unexpectedly plays cancer by My Chemical Romance, resulting in any, repressed or otherwise, emos souls to leave their body. Leaving them crying, runny eyelinered, in a corner curled in a ball screaming the lyrics and not getting up for an hour or 3, hoods up and the strings pulled. Be careful, because after the crying is done... they might kill your family. This is a major act of emo disrespect.
"Yo John, wheres Frank?
"SHHHHHHH! Hes over there"
"What is he yelling and why is he in a corner?"
"Cancer came on the radio"
"Ohhh, He got Cancered."
"Almost as bad as that time he got northern downpoured"
"Ouch... Well it'll take him a while to fix his eyeliner, lets grab pizza."
by ACloudyDay7 January 17, 2019
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Dick cancer

a word used to scare a person who masturbates too much in which all the friction and loss of proteins causes spots baldness of your bush and the loss of foreskin
bro you need to stop punishing your cock your gonna catch dick cancer
by AZZeater445 July 26, 2018
mugGet the Dick cancermug.

Cancer Pussy

When a womans vagina goes completely bald due to chemo therapy
"Damn sarah's got som bomb ass cancer pussy"
by Sillypenguin153 June 23, 2025
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breast cancer badge

when you grab a random friend's boob for the first time
I just got my breast cancer badge from Jackie today!
by H@nn@ October 13, 2011
mugGet the breast cancer badgemug.

Cancer

Example 1
Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I am yasuo main
Example 2
Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I am teemo main
Example 3
Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I am master yi main
by imagineperson April 22, 2022
mugGet the Cancermug.

neck cancer

Cancer that occurs anywhere on or in the neck. Most cases caused by smoking, excessive drinking, or excessive sun exposure(skin cancer).
Shit dude don't sit so close to your computer monitor, that shit'll give you neck cancer.
by dailybirdsandtrees May 31, 2018
mugGet the neck cancermug.

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