Table

Why did you search for table

Get Timothy on the table and get the knife.

I don’t think Timothy likes tables.

Strap Timothy to the table!

by Ankmamma November 14, 2018

table bait

This best looking guy at the table

Hey, look at that table bait, maybe we should join them.

by firemanmoe February 3, 2014

Pogrs loot tables

Something that's as cool as a minecraft pet.

WOW THATS SO POGRS LOOT TABLES!

by ERIC_LX April 3, 2021

table football

A game played on a table tennis table with a size 4 football.
The rules are similar to table tennis, but you hit the ball with your hands instead of a racket.
You play to 5 with 28 games per season; if it goes to 4-4 you go into a deuce where one player has to win by 2 over another (eg. 5-4 isn’t a win, 6-4 would be.)
A simple game with simple rules that is easy to learn but hard to master, I’d recommend it!

Man, my table football season is going so badly!
Have you seen how well Gabriel’s doing in our table football league now?

by misf3re November 22, 2021

Buying Tables

Buying tables is female code speak for having sexual intercourse. Usually without strings or outwith a relationship.

"Oh me and Tom went buying tables this afternoon, it was fantastic"
"Richard told me tonight that he's only really interested in buying tables with me"

by Howerd_Stern_Face September 22, 2011

TABLE

An individual who pops up randomly around and about like a 30 second unskipable advertisement and likes to spread alpha male red-pill quotes and trying to make it seem like they are the main character.

Person One: "Oh, here comes table, I haven't been able to avoid him today!"

Person Two: "I know right?! brings the motherfucking table!!!"

by Capycinno April 3, 2025

Table

It’s a peace of wood with legs

Hey, wanna eat on that thing ( table )

by NebMan_Ih June 12, 2021