Never ending story

When you grab that fresh pair of undies and later you find yo girls hair wrapped around yo nut sack or stuck in your butthole after a crap

Dude I took such a great crap and when I went to wipe I caught this hair that seemed to be the never ending story coming from my butthole and nut sack

by Njsurfer80 February 9, 2019

Shit Story Syndrome

Perpetual tendency to tell bad stories. There is always one person in a group who rambles about some random bullshit that happens in their boring life, usually oblivious to the total disinterest of those around. The unfortunate recipient of the verbal diarrhoea if usually forced to choke up an occasional polite 'Mm-hmm' and 'Interesting'.

Severe cases of shit story syndrome result in prolonged uncomfortable silences, quick change of topic, and somebody exclaiming 'cool story, bro'

'Why are you so late?'
'I was on the phone to Maria. She kept going on about her gran's childhood vacation, but I stopped listening about two minutes in.'
'Yeah, I don't blame you. She has shit story syndrome.'

by Alkjjhhg May 29, 2016

Best friend story

a bestfriend story- where you talk about how good he/she is to you , how you explain yall bond

who tryna be added in the best friend story where i talk bout my bestie

by mermaid102 February 24, 2020

story book land

Only a nerd can work here btw it is also very dangerous I almost died

Man story book land is for pussies

by Hitler slayer 6969 August 27, 2017

Never ending story

“Never Ending Story”

When you take a sticky shit and keep wiping till the toilet paper is almost gone.

Went to the club last night couldn’t leave till two. Got stuck in the bathroom with a never ending story.

by Flaming hoe Cheeto February 26, 2019

Unpopular opinion story

The act of ranting about your opinions, not caring how other feel about it.

In my unpopular opinion story I will talk about ....

by Monite February 26, 2020

Lunch debt story

A feel-good news story that covers a good deed but often fails to cover or ask what caused that person to said deed.

Named after the countless feel-good stories of school students raising money to pay off lunch debt that don't ask why students need to worry about being able to afford food.

"Jimmy here has raised $20,000 to keep 30 live puppies from being vaporized by the Puppy-Incenerator 5000. Next up, we have yet another heart-warming lunch debt story."

by E bough February 2, 2023