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Schrödinger's confidentiality

The confidentiality of a specific set of political matters is in a state of superposition due to dishonest obfuscation until a politician or some elite in society honestly admits whether or not it is confidential.
The News Reporter said, "Sir, you claimed earlier that the meeting was not confidential, and now you claim that it is. You've regulated the confidentiality of the meeting into a state of schrödinger's confidentiality. Will you honestly claim which is which and cease this attempt at obscurantism, or will you continue to be obscurate?"
by Thought_Addict0 March 26, 2025
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Schrödingers cake

expression derived from the experiment that consists in putting a child and a comically large cake in the same room. therefore the cake is neither untouched or eaten until we open the door to the room. we have our cake and eat it too
you can’t have your cake and eat it too
following Schrödingers cake, I can
by nickyishere April 3, 2025
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Shredding on my electric guitar

This terminology is referred to those who are shredding on their electric guitar in the basement. Such individuals are considered the coolest people on earth. Just imagine your friend comes over to your house, just to head to the basement to shred his electric guitar. Thats radical man.
A: yo bro welcome to my house bro
B: sorry man ima be on my own, shredding on my electric guitar in the basement brah
A: whoa so cool
by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025
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Schrödinger's Douchebag

A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.
Dude 1: I think this DEI shit is getting way stupid!
Dude 2: Are you kidding me? You think it's stupid to give oppressed people a helping hand in life?
Dude 1: Nah, man; I was just kidding!
Dude 2: Nice deflection, Schrödinger's Douchebag.
by k80theshade April 14, 2025
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Schrödingers Chud

The concept of being too based for a liberal and being unable to date them and at the same time being too degenerate for a trad wife and being unable to date them as well.
It suck man because I can’t find anyone to date because I’m either too much of a degenerate or too based. This is a prime example of Schrödingers Chud.
by Jsigma10 January 19, 2026
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Schrödinger's Wealth

Much like Schrödinger's Turk, Schrödinger's Wealth is a term used exclusively for the Twitch streamer Hasan Piker. The term is used when a person flip flops from being rich to poor or (brokie in Hasan words) to blend in with or avoid being called out by other people
Hasan: "I grew up in poverty"

People with a brain: "Didn't this MF say he was rich yesterday? Oh his hole family had wealth? Must be Schrödinger's Wealth kicking in"
by Mr. [HYPERLINK BLOCK] January 22, 2026
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Schrodinger's shit

When you fart and feel wet in your knockers , thinking it's a shart . But when you check it out , nothing's there.
So you can conclude the dingleberry is there and not at the same time
Jimmy - hey man i gotta go , looks like i sharted

Jerry - what you eat last night man
5 minutes later

Jimmy- it was just a schrodinger's shit man . I'm good
by Uncle_asscrack January 30, 2026
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