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Shitty Pedestal

When your dirty bitch breaks into the bathroom and hops on your cock in reverse and rides it while you’re taking the browns to the superbowl
I broke into the wheelchair bathroom at my local dive bar and saw my grandma donating a Shitty Pedestal to a homeless man. Bless her heart.
by shittyshel April 1, 2024
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shitty entree

To give someone an improperly cooked meal
Payton (Hells Kitchen: Young Guns) gave Megan Ramsey a shitty entree of unseasoned noodles for her birthday
by Psdeo July 6, 2021
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Shitty Clitty Bang Bang

When a man or woman shits on an open vagina and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse.
She was begging me for a shitty clitty bang bang!
by Walleyeslayer January 28, 2026
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Shitty nicks

Someone who is over trusting of a fart resulting in the explosion of their bowls onto their clothes.
by Yallobi February 24, 2026
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Shitty knuckle

When you or someone else shits on your knuckle or hand and give the receiving person a punch exclaiming “SHITTY KNUCKLE!”
I walked into her house and she gave me a shitty knuckle, pissed me off so much
by Reverse_bollock March 2, 2026
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