Dr. Savage is the most savage kid ever who randomly makes hardcore roasts for no reason, and has the most fire comebacks. Don't mess with a Dr. Savage unless you want to get cooked on hard.
Kid 1: You think you're so funny and great and strong, don't you?
Kid 2: Yes I do. I'm everything you ever wanted to be.
Kid 1: Shut up, you don't have no girlfriends.
Kid 2: Well you keep quiet too, the only thing you've ever turned on is a school computer.
Kid 1: You're stupid, you don't know anything.
Kid 2: At least my IQ isn't my age!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IT'S DR. SAVAGE!!!!
Kid 2: Yes I do. I'm everything you ever wanted to be.
Kid 1: Shut up, you don't have no girlfriends.
Kid 2: Well you keep quiet too, the only thing you've ever turned on is a school computer.
Kid 1: You're stupid, you don't know anything.
Kid 2: At least my IQ isn't my age!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IT'S DR. SAVAGE!!!!
by The Original Dr. Savage March 01, 2018
He a fucking savage that don't give no fucks about no one and does whatever he's a savage he's paul savage
by Paulsavagee November 30, 2016
To be outrageously savage, either in nature of character/action or in a verbal/written comeback/put-down to another person.
That punch in the face was savageous!
(After delivering a particularly devastating comeback): Ooooo, you so savageous girrrllll
(After delivering a particularly devastating comeback): Ooooo, you so savageous girrrllll
by Loz G & Mark P March 02, 2017
Nobel Savage Fallacy (not to be confused with the Noble Savage Myth) is an error in reasoning by which incidental commonalities between modern scientific theory/technology and ancient cultural expressions are claimed to support a conclusion that the ancients must have had access to modern knowledge.
The fallacy is usually committed by those with an at best shallow understanding of either modern science, ancient cultures, or - frequently - both.
It is commonly committed by those seeking to bolster the foundations of their modern cultural hegemony by arguing that the purported central tenets of its ancient precursors were rationally developed, and any deviations from those traditional norms are movement away from the ostensibly scientific ideal.
It is also frequently deployed by charlatans attempting to sell products or services derived from ancient techniques, who wish to gain a veneer of scientific plausibility for their offerings - that they in no way deserve.
The fallacy is usually committed by those with an at best shallow understanding of either modern science, ancient cultures, or - frequently - both.
It is commonly committed by those seeking to bolster the foundations of their modern cultural hegemony by arguing that the purported central tenets of its ancient precursors were rationally developed, and any deviations from those traditional norms are movement away from the ostensibly scientific ideal.
It is also frequently deployed by charlatans attempting to sell products or services derived from ancient techniques, who wish to gain a veneer of scientific plausibility for their offerings - that they in no way deserve.
"No, dude, those symbols do not mean they had spaceships, even if they look a little bit like that rocket Bezos made - mistaking what is obviously a poorly-drawn penis for a spacecraft is just the Nobel Savage Fallacy!"
"Babe, Gwenyth can say whatever she likes - but stuffing that crystal up your coochie is not gonna cure anything, even if the Biddelonians have been doing it for centuries... yes, I've heard of phototherapy, but that crystal isn't gonna refract any light up there, it's just another Nobel Savage Fallacy!"
"Babe, Gwenyth can say whatever she likes - but stuffing that crystal up your coochie is not gonna cure anything, even if the Biddelonians have been doing it for centuries... yes, I've heard of phototherapy, but that crystal isn't gonna refract any light up there, it's just another Nobel Savage Fallacy!"
by Umlimo April 19, 2022
The act of typing the price of something you brought at a garage sale into a inflation calculator and the date it was made, getting the price, and selling that same object for that price.
by Shocken 2 November 18, 2018
Those freakin Serbs/Croats/Bosnians who commited murders during the war are a bunch of bug munching savages.
by dr March 10, 2006
by LilMaSavage December 06, 2021