Unpopular opinion story

The act of ranting about your opinions, not caring how other feel about it.

In my unpopular opinion story I will talk about ....

by Monite February 26, 2020

pippy long story

Someone who turns a 30 second story in to a 15 minute speech.

Matt is such a pippy long story. Whenever Matt starts a story, just know that you need a fresh drink and a snack because you're going to be there for 30 minutes!

by pharmbored December 5, 2020

toy story drunk

When you go to bed with a buzz and wake up with a woody

last christmas I was toy story drunk

by thegleekster December 24, 2020

you're telling the story

A loose way of suggesting you are off topic with an assumption.

Hey, you're telling the story fuck face.

by Hvaccess April 22, 2016

Shit Story Syndrome

Perpetual tendency to tell bad stories. There is always one person in a group who rambles about some random bullshit that happens in their boring life, usually oblivious to the total disinterest of those around. The unfortunate recipient of the verbal diarrhoea if usually forced to choke up an occasional polite 'Mm-hmm' and 'Interesting'.

Severe cases of shit story syndrome result in prolonged uncomfortable silences, quick change of topic, and somebody exclaiming 'cool story, bro'

'Why are you so late?'
'I was on the phone to Maria. She kept going on about her gran's childhood vacation, but I stopped listening about two minutes in.'
'Yeah, I don't blame you. She has shit story syndrome.'

by Alkjjhhg May 29, 2016

Never ending story

When you grab that fresh pair of undies and later you find yo girls hair wrapped around yo nut sack or stuck in your butthole after a crap

Dude I took such a great crap and when I went to wipe I caught this hair that seemed to be the never ending story coming from my butthole and nut sack

by Njsurfer80 February 9, 2019

Story Avira Time

That one guy

Person: Do you know Story Avira Time?

Person 2: OH YEAH HES AWESOME

by FaxMachine_OnlySpitFax July 16, 2021