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Simon

A tall boyo with blond hair
Person A: "Hey hows that?"
Person B: "oh! Him? That's Simon!"
by YeetnDelet December 5, 2019
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Simon Tall

Human god, fittest man you ever going to meet , great at teaching, most calm person ever be like Simon Tall
by Talls Minion December 11, 2019
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Simon Zone

Kind of like the friend zone but worse. You always are there for the girl but she doesn’t feel anything else for you.
Dude I’m stuck in the Simon Zone.
Shit dude the friend zone is better
by Shit Hurts December 13, 2019
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Simon

A stereotypical lad with huge balls and an amazing family shame though that hes deaf so you wont get too much of a conversation with him. his youngest son is an absolute fitty with massive but amazing tits. anyways Simon has amazing skills in the bed 10/10 trust me and will have sex with you till you cant walk. love you Simon
"hello Simon how are you"

"HEROW DHERRE HOOWARE OU"
by big boy676 December 19, 2019
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Simon

I don’t know... this food is pretty Simon to me.
by Mariana y Martín February 11, 2020
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Simon

Wow, this food is pretty Simon
by Esposo y esposa February 11, 2020
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simon

has a small dick and twerks really fast
simon is a dick
by simonthedick84 February 27, 2020
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