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queef

Also known as a pussy fart, muff puff, and other names, a queef is flatulence from your vagina.

Women usually queef after sex, as air has been caught in the vagina, causing them to queef. But, they can queef at any time so long they have air caught in their vagina.

Queefs do not smell like a fart usually would, because it’s just air.
Did you hear Ashley queef? That pussy fart was a big one!
by sittingchimp May 13, 2021
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Queerd

Homosexual weirdness.
The act of being both gay and weird at the same time.

See also: Queerdness and / or queerdo.
Sam: What's Brett's problem? He's wearing a dress!
John: He's acting "queerd" thats for sure!

Sam: Why is he wearing that dress?
John: I told you... he's a queerdo!
Sam: He's showing a lot of queerdness.
by Brett's master October 10, 2009
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Cock mongeling queef burger

sometimes said as Cock mongeling queer burger

one of the best comebacks of all time. usually used in an argument when one person has nothing else to say, or nothing intelligent to say.

it can be used as a substitute for "no u", the universal rebuttle.

It can also be used as an insult
"(blah blah blah blah)... therefore you are a moron"

"oh yeah? Well, your a Cock Mongeling Queef Burger!

"(speachless)"
by spartan-215 October 8, 2009
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Steers And Queers

The only two things that come from Texas
Holy dogshit, Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas!
by plzdontithurts December 20, 2015
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Queef

Air expulged from vagina ; How to tell you are beating it up correctly.
If she didn't queef, you are lousy in the sack.
by Al' De'lewag January 2, 2007
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Queerboob

Q: Can you hand me the colors?

A: No, queerboob. Those are markers.
by Megotropolis September 3, 2010
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Queeristic

Acting in a gay or queer nature
He looks very queeristic today
by J3r3mytheredneck September 16, 2018
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