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Pork chop

In the old southern USA, it meant something to do with a vagina. The reason I guess this is that Memphis Minnie sang a song called 'I'm selling my pork chops (but I'm giving my gravy away)'. She often sang songs about prostitution (Can I do it for you?, Down in the Alley, Kissing in the dark). No Idea what she meant by 'gravy', but for sure it will be related.
'I'm selling my pork chops (but I'm giving my gravy away)'
by Jom6 August 6, 2017
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No Pork Wednesday

A time where you are not allowed to eat or even touch pork. Pork is not allowed because it is in violations of the rules of the challenge, being derived from Islamic dietary rules.
No Pork Wednesday! I hate pork, so I love it!
by Qorptocx December 12, 2018
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Pork Shield

Dude, I got so wasted last night I somehow got jelly beans stuck in my pork shield.
by SticNanfield December 12, 2018
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Pork Shield

Dude, I got so wasted I somehow got jelly beans stuck in my pork shield.
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The Hooded Pork Sword

One's phallus which has a hood covering the slanty eye.
Jeremy you are a sneaky one, I'm sure I saw you revealing the hooded pork sword. One minute the hood was on the next it was off. Where you doing it to the beat of the Hokey Chokey? You put the hood on the hood off on off on off pull it all about.
by Ring pirate June 13, 2018
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Pork the Pringles

When you stick your dick in an empty Pringles can
Harris: Tonight I'm gonna sit back, relax, and pork the Pringles.
by DukeOfNarwhals July 12, 2018
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Elastic Pork

The poor image ant version of the movie title “Jurassic Park.” Pronounced el-LAAS-tic POOW-k
Do you wan to go see Elastic Pork?
by #s r = 2 letters August 11, 2018
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