Beat the piss out of an old friend

When a man announces he's going to the bathroom to take a leak.

"Deal me out of this hand, guys. I've got to beat the piss out of an old friend."

by Kermtzu October 9, 2008

Flip a piss

freak out, get angry, go crazy.

If your mom found out you were going out with him, she'd flip a piss!

We are like the only two people who laugh at random words!
I know everyone else would flip a piss if they tried to do the same.

by starstrukk69 July 7, 2010

torque piss

When you wake up in the morning with a hard on and you need to urinate and you need to apply a great amount of torque to aim into the bowl. The alternatives are to 1) do a hand stand so that it is properly aimed (usualy too drunk to perform this manuever). 2) Stand about 8-10 feet away from the bowl (many tries usually in public bathrooms are necessary to perfect this manuver) and as the arcing stream becomes less and less to walk toward the bowl. 3) Pee in the shower (old standby but one must be awake enough to make sure and not piss in ones own face). 4) Masturbate so that the erection is used up (this is a gamble as sometimes the erection will not go down manually and will cause complications in the workings of the torque piss.

Man, I had such a boner this morning that I had to put one leg up on the sink behind me and torque piss before I could shower.

by rplusplus November 30, 2006

fatal first piss

The first time during a long drinking session that one has to finally answer the call of nature or take a piss. This is a bad thing as this generally signals that there will be the beginning of many frequent drink-interupting trips to the dunny.

I held on as long as I could but after five beers I had to take the fatal first piss.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

piss torso

noun. a general insult, often used while driving, to express anger at another driver. It evolved from the practice of calling bad drivers shit tits.

That piss torso cut me off!

by jberk November 6, 2006

Piss On Tits

To urinate on breast

"hey pipes, we should piss on those tits..... commit"

or

"piss on tits poon!"

by Uncle Card April 25, 2008

pissappointed

A combination of being pissed off and disappointed at the same time.

The dad was pissappointed when his son failed his class.

by DJ Lars July 23, 2008