Smart as paint

Modern usage should be an insult. Just add "literally." Original meaning from the 1800s: clever or intelligent. First said by Long John Silver, a pirate (an occupation known for excellent grammar?) in "Treasure Island." But how smart is paint, really?

If your target researches the phrase, dictionariies only have the original, complimentary definition --- which becomes a sneaky insult if you add "literally."

You're as smart as paint, literally. Don't be offended. I was just paraphrasing a compliment from "Treasure Island." It's a literary classic.

by Albino Raven August 25, 2023

Paint 3D

Paint 3D is a built-in cheap photoshop and is pretty easy to use.

I used Paint 3D to fake my Driver's License.

by I like to scare little kids January 24, 2022

Hard in the paint

Go hard at an obstacle or task

When she doing her thing, she go hard in the paint

by anonymous May 10, 2022

Monkey Paint

Poop of such soupy consistency that is verging on diarrhea and can be used to as finger paint.

My kids decided to use monkey paint to recoat my walls.

by Apedom August 3, 2021

Paint Can Face

when a girl (usually an ugly one) puts on way too much make up, so much so that it's as if she has painted it on her face. She does this in hopes to attract a guy but almost always has the opposite effect.

I was going to hit on that chick I saw across the club but when I got closer I saw she was a paint can face so I aborted that mission faster then an unwanted fetus.

by Moogen31 August 13, 2011

Moody Green Woman Painting Slut

Have you ever been on an INTERNET CALL with other people. Only to discover a moody woman staring down at you.

The eyes watching you, they move. Soon, you realise you've been hypnotised.

This is the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut. Be ware.

Hey, did you have a meeting with the guy and the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut? Fuck me, what is that slut doing look at me, judging me, ruling my dreams. Save me from the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut.

by cheeseslut July 13, 2022

Rest in paint

A graffiti artist that died (rest in peace)

Rest in paint Kez5 ykk

by GJ1671 May 4, 2025