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Party Wraith

A person who frequently invites them self to parties where they are unwanted. They haunt parties like a wraith haunts an individual or place.

Also meaning a person who's life is centred around giving people the impression they are a popular party animal to the point where they are neither living nor dead because everything they do is fake and aimed at creating this image.

Often Party Wraiths have no genuine friends and maintain only the ghostly imitation of superficial friendships in the hope of hearing of upcoming parties and inviting them self.

Like a wraith envies the living a Party Wraith envies those with real friendships who get invited to parties without having to invite them self or cultivate a fake image and appear popular.
Bob: Hey Hank, I have a free house this weekend, wanna come and hang out with me and some of the guys?

Hank: Yeah sure thing...

Gordon: (interrupting) HEY GUYS, LONG TIME NO SEE I HEAR YOU'RE HAVING A PARTY?! IS THERE A PARTY? IS THERE? MAN IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD PARTY, I'LL BRING SOME BEER.

Hank: Man, Gordon is such a fucking party wraith.
by XXL3241 May 16, 2009
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Party Envy

When a person looks at photos on a social networking site, such as Myspace or Facebook, of various parties they weren't invited too or couldn't attend.
This makes the person jealous and/or upset they weren't at the party in question.
Looking at the photos of the party he couldn't attend, Greg couldn't help but be filled with Party Envy.
by [Lower]C0lon July 9, 2009
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Party Sherpa

A friend which knows of multiple parties at all times and guides you to them. They come in handy when a party gets busted or broken up and a second one is needed.
What you trying to do tonight?

I don't know man... maybe find a party but I don't know of any.

Let me call up my party sherpa Mike.
by Maks Reznichenko September 1, 2009
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Party Prescription

Any drug that is prescribed by the local dealer to get the party started. On prescription or otherwise.
A Party Prescription gets you ready for a good night out
by Rob906 September 25, 2009
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Panty Pearl

i.e. (1) Aunt Flow's early bird gift that she sends the day before a woman's menstration.
(2) An add-on device that can be placed on vibrating underwear. The Panty Pearl should be placed towards the front of the undercarriage.
(3) A woman's early morning suprise after a long night of vigorous sex.
(1) "I hate it when I forget to wear panty liners the day before my period...my panty pearl ALWAYS ruins my underwear!"
(2) "Oh George, I love the new Panty Pearl you bought for my vibrating panties! Now when you're out of town, I can enjoy myself too!"
(3) "Thomas, we need to stop having so much late night sex! The clean up that comes with a morning panty pearl always makes me late to work!"
by Hotluva October 22, 2009
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Party Tour

Going to multiple parties in a night.

Similar to party hopping, but for when you want to feel superior to the freshmen that use the term.
Friend 1: "Hey let's go party hopping tonight!"
Friend 2: "No party hopping is for freshmen and fags. We're going on a party tour!"
by Third Base March 28, 2010
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Pantytration

1. Being so horny you just move her thong to the side and do it to it.

2. She is so horny she forms a wet spot in her granny panties and you get in by pushing through it.
This chick wanted me so bad I had to give her the pantytration.
by Phillshow September 17, 2010
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