The Grand Opening

Scissoring technique that only works on virgins.

It’s time for The Grand Opening baby~

You ready for The Grand Opening, baby?

by Gvcd May 16, 2018

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open closet relationship

(noun)

1 a : a relationship in which partners

grant permission to borrow contents of

one another's "closets" (i.e., clothing,

jewelry, assorted accessories)

: specific items may be off-limits

depending on the terms of each

individual relationship

b : open access to one another's fashion

items: closet contents

//Eryn said I could borrow anything, but Jackie and I only wear each other's jewelry in our open closet relationship.

// I've been wearing Pieper's necklace for three months and I trusted her with my favorite dress last week. Gotta love an open closet relationship!

// My outfit possibilities are boundless now that I'm in several open closet relationships with friends!!!

by peggle peege December 4, 2020

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Open Tipi

To jerk a penis with 2 hands either side on the penis without bringing the tips of your fingers to a point.

Would you like me to use the open tipi technique tonight Tom?

by Little Western March 1, 2019

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A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.

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A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.

by InterpersonalCommunication March 5, 2025

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Four is an open door

This is used in the Australian universities, where a full mark is a 7 and 4 is a pass. Refers to a bunch of huslters who never watched a single lecture, winged an exam during the exam block, and walked out feeling relieved. 4 is an open door was a commonly used meme on Stalkerspaces where Anna and Hans from Frozen sing "Love is an open door". Hans is the evil prince Anna decided to settle after the first time she ever met a man.

Hey man, how was the exam?
It was crazy!
Crazy?

YOU:
All my life has been a series of doors in my face
And then this one… just slammed into my face

FRIEND, spoken:
I was thinking the same thing—'cause like—

I’ve been studyin' my whole life to earn that degree
And maybe it’s the caffeine talkin’ or the stress of week three

YOU & FRIEND:
But with you—(but with you, I haven’t watched a single lecture)
We found the strength to wing

And it’s nothing like I’ve ever known before—

Four is an open door
Four is an open door (door)
Four is an open door
With you (with you), with you (with you)
Life could be so much more...

FRIEND:
I mean, it’s wild...

YOU, spoken:
What?

YOU & FRIEND:
You and I were just meant to cram!

FRIEND, spoken:
That’s what I was gonna say!

YOU:
I’ve never met someone—

YOU & FRIEND:
Who panics just like me

Attacks! Attack again!

YOU & FRIEND:
Our mental synchronization
Comes straight from sleep deprivation

You and I were just meant to scrape by!

Say goodbye (say goodbye)
To the comfort of our beds
We don’t need to sleep anymore

Four is an open door
Four is an open door (door)
Life can be so much more
With you (with you), with you (with you)
Four is an open doooooor...

FRIEND, spoken:
Can I say something crazy?
Let’s just slay the pass.

YOU, spoken:
Can I say something even crazier?
I already spent my savings on a retake.

by donteatfish April 8, 2025

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